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Here's the best part of it, guys. You'll actually enjoy this. Being the baby dicked vulture that stl_ben is, the Mondo thread is one – if not the – bloated carcass that he circles over on a daily basis. This is his home. His domain. He's not going anywhere. In an effort to convince us that we haven't truly gotten under his skin, he's pretending as though he's unable to read any of these posts. While he may have truthfully blocked a few of us, this is mostly to stimulate a false sense of pride: he would love us to believe that he's not actually clicking "Show Post Anyway" on each and every response. And he wants nothing more than for us to believe that none of this is phasing him. But let's be honest for a moment. You're not going to run the risk of tuning out every gape post in this thread... because, well, what happens when one of those jokers posts a hot link to a limited Mondo exclusive? A rare restock? Let's face it; strap-ons aren't cheap and the finest lubricant does not pay for itself. If you were a sleazy blob of a man who's manhandled by your wife, would you eat all the costs of that, out of your own pocket? Hell no. You would offset those expenses by hawking Lego figurines from Comicon, wouldn't you? You're a family man after all – you're going to jump at every chance you can get to ensure that your better half has the finest beads to ram into your asshole, because at the end of the day you really do want what's best for her. And that means eying this thread like a hawk. Sure, there's a lot of anus talk. Yeah, it's redundantly revealed that no one likes you. Hell, someone may even imply that you're a pedophile now and then. But at the end of the day, that online harassment is worth it if it means you can score a Katamari record to flip in 2 months. How could it not be? You're fooling no one, Benny boy. Enjoy "not reading" this one.

So if I bend over and spread my cheeks real wide, I’m raping myself, right? Asking for a friend. Although I’m almost positive we’ve been over this before.

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I love the term Holy Poster Gape

I don't find the need to apologize to anyone for posting a few movie titles with the word "gape" in them. This thread has been trash for a while and the OP (my man Buzzerson) has even acknowledged this with his ingenious titles. For years now, HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED has intentionally stirred the pot in a variety of threads. If a few folks want to have a little fun at his expense, I don't see anything wrong with it.

If you still cry when you gape you’re not doing it enough.

I just gaped so hard I cried

So what you’re saying is, he’s the gapee not the gaper

We’re gonna build a gape? And make Mondo pay for it?!

So...I know Ben is a flipper and kind of annoying sometimes, but I have to say you guys are taking this to a level that is even more annoying than he is. I'm sorry there isn't some Curious George OST that smells like bananas coming out for you to talk about, but you're acting like a bunch of eight year olds. You're better than this. Grow up. You're destroying your own thread.

Literally no one is making rape jokes, what the fuck?

Keep that shit in the Mondo thread.

Nah you're right. There's a gaping hole where Mondo talk used to be. But that's just because we're really deep in the jokes right now. It'll come full circle soon enough. Just hang tight. But just so you know, you can have a hand in adding to the fun. We're all wide open to more jokes.

Lady's and gentelmen, boy's and girl's, children of all ages, its ya boy GatorPrideSonnn back in the very flesh from which he came!!! I have missed you guys like you don't beleive!! Apparently my ban has been lifted and I am back to discuss life and vinyl with the crew that helped me get into collecting. Once I was kicked, it was nice to see a few of you follow my Instagram account! Thanks for that. Follow me at @gatorpridesonnn if you aren't already! So major updates since we've last spoke! I quit that car wash after my Jordan's got ruined. That was a sign for me to get my stuff together. I went back and finished school and was able to got my diploma. I was denied getting into the University of Mississippi. I applyed knowing I wouldnt get in considering my drop out and then going back and finishing. So I ended up going to Mississippi Gulf Coast community college instead. I dropped out after the 2nd quarter though. Money was tight and it just wansnt for me. I am now working in landscaping and finally get to drive the truck with the wolf pack! Awsome time but hard work none the less. My vinyl getting larger each week. Still collecting but also getting back in to cd's a bit. I also have been dating this chick Cassie for about 9 months now! Shes so rad and we have fun together. Even got to do the deed finally!!! I think I want to merry this girl someday!! She is a lot like me where she comes from a broken home too. Her Dad used to hit her and shit but hes been gone for a long time now. She originally came from Malibu and winded up here in Mississpi. I do hide my magazines from her though cause she wouldn't like me looking at them. She considers that cheating even if you're looking. I love her so maybe i should throw them away. What would you guys do? Is JamesChamp still around? He and I became very brief friends on instagram before he deleted his account. I don't think he blocked me b/c he actually talked to me without making fun or threatening to beat me up again. Also enjoyed talking with Dave Grhol. Miss that dude too. Oh and I also got a new car!!! Its not brand new but it is a '96 ford escort. low miles though. Now that I have saved some money, me and Cassie want to travel around some. Looking for great site seeing spots and that is kind of where I want to surprise her and go to Los Vegas to marry her in one of those small churches. Well I got to get back to cutting this huge ass yard. The wolf pack are giving me the stink eye for taking a longer brake! Glad to be back and chat soon! -GatorPrideSonnn!!

Time to buy a speed box!!! I kid. I find multi-speed records to be annoying too.

Oh, you mean @CoheedFanSonnn's girl Cassie?

Can we turn this into an"in remembrance" thread of the trolls that were actually entertaining? RIP to those we miss. -ZayZay -Mr. Vinyl -Big Hairy Stinky Muff

Store edition coming in! Woooooooo!!

Vegan Food: Chicago Diner Kitchen 17 Handlebar Urban Vegan/Vegan Plate Ka'lish Paulie Gee's Pizza (Lots of Vegan options) Ground Control Breweries: We have tons of breweries. Some are well known, these are my favorites to visit lately. Mouse Trap (Off-Color) Metropolitan Begyle Revolution (Go to the taproom, skip the brewpub) Whiner (if you have a car, worth the trek)

Well as long as stuff is added regularly to the NJPW “streaming thing” I have on my Firestick, I hopefully won’t have trouble keeping up. Thanks so much for all the answers guys. That’s about it right now that I can think of haha.

How do we know this guy even likes this band?

Ben's just mad because he's the butt of our jokes.

There will be English commentary for the Sakura Genesis shows this weekend. And to answer your previous question, the language barrier is tough but if you utilize the English subtitled backstage interviews you can pretty well keep up with all of the storylines without needing announcers to explain to you why things are important. Even if you don’t bother with those the matches in NJPW are way better at conveying meaning than you’d get out of the typically much shorter WWE style matchups. Stick around and you’ll catch on. I like Don and Kevin so I do watch the English versions when they are calling (JR and Barnett are really only utilized for AXS tv stuff so probably 95% of the English commentary on NJPW isn’t them) but it’s fun to go back and check out the Japanese guys sometimes since they pop huge for stuff.

Ltd UO green vinyl (/5000) https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/various-artists-black-panther-the-album-music-from-and-inspired-by-limited-2xlp

No sorry for the false hope, I used it yesterday

Haha, solid troll account. I give you a 9/10.

Don’t worry, he’s a Coheed fan. You have to allow it.

I think we've gone over this before in other threads when holy posters decide they know everyone's intentions. It only gets worse the more you fight it. Let it consume you.

Come on now, let's be civil Gape

The fact that that almost worked outshines the combo breaker, so there. Harrumph.

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Limited to 69, dudes?

VIP variant for upcoming tour

All on clear in US https://www.kingsroadmerch.com/tom-waits/

Good to see this thread has gotten back on track.

Guys, if Mondo were to release any banana scented vinyl it would obviously be Minions. C’mon now...

I gagged a little at the thought of banana scented vinyl...then I remembered Jack Johnson did the Curious George soundtrack and almost puked.

On a sidenote, can you activate the chat on the Yahoo app? Coukd be easier to get quick responses using that.

JR and Barnett are the AXS team for the weekly show they air, hence them being used for this event. I watched a few matches with them before getting frustrated and switching over to Japanese. My friend told me they only got worse by the end so I’m happy with my choice. Don and Kevin Kelly are so much better. Regarding the abundance of tag matches: They do this to keep singles matches feeling important and to help keep the roster healthy. A typical NJPW show only has 3 or so singles matches with the remainder of the card being multi man matches. The two and three man tag matches can have title implications but everything else tends to involve one or more future opponents getting to interact without it being the payoff of an actual singles matchup.

I love this cover. It occurred to me today that every one of their records has some variation of a skull on the cover. Hopefully they do a 'part 2' of this tour on the West Coast.

hopefully I'll get this in the next few days then!

I was there !!! So, immediatly preordered !

Get a selfie with Sister Jean.

I hope we get something soon from Yussef Dayes new outfit. I've read good things here and there about their shows.

I’m really over this “spend $100 to get rarer variant” thing.