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  1. 6 points
    Here's the best part of it, guys. You'll actually enjoy this. Being the baby dicked vulture that stl_ben is, the Mondo thread is one – if not the – bloated carcass that he circles over on a daily basis. This is his home. His domain. He's not going anywhere. In an effort to convince us that we haven't truly gotten under his skin, he's pretending as though he's unable to read any of these posts. While he may have truthfully blocked a few of us, this is mostly to stimulate a false sense of pride: he would love us to believe that he's not actually clicking "Show Post Anyway" on each and every response. And he wants nothing more than for us to believe that none of this is phasing him. But let's be honest for a moment. You're not going to run the risk of tuning out every gape post in this thread... because, well, what happens when one of those jokers posts a hot link to a limited Mondo exclusive? A rare restock? Let's face it; strap-ons aren't cheap and the finest lubricant does not pay for itself. If you were a sleazy blob of a man who's manhandled by your wife, would you eat all the costs of that, out of your own pocket? Hell no. You would offset those expenses by hawking Lego figurines from Comicon, wouldn't you? You're a family man after all – you're going to jump at every chance you can get to ensure that your better half has the finest beads to ram into your asshole, because at the end of the day you really do want what's best for her. And that means eying this thread like a hawk. Sure, there's a lot of anus talk. Yeah, it's redundantly revealed that no one likes you. Hell, someone may even imply that you're a pedophile now and then. But at the end of the day, that online harassment is worth it if it means you can score a Katamari record to flip in 2 months. How could it not be? You're fooling no one, Benny boy. Enjoy "not reading" this one.
  2. 4 points
    So if I bend over and spread my cheeks real wide, I’m raping myself, right? Asking for a friend. Although I’m almost positive we’ve been over this before.
  3. 4 points
  4. 3 points
    I love the term Holy Poster Gape
  5. 3 points
    I don't find the need to apologize to anyone for posting a few movie titles with the word "gape" in them. This thread has been trash for a while and the OP (my man Buzzerson) has even acknowledged this with his ingenious titles. For years now, HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED has intentionally stirred the pot in a variety of threads. If a few folks want to have a little fun at his expense, I don't see anything wrong with it.
  6. 3 points
    If you still cry when you gape you’re not doing it enough.
  7. 3 points
    I just gaped so hard I cried
  8. 3 points
  9. 2 points
    So what you’re saying is, he’s the gapee not the gaper
  10. 2 points

    Heyyy yoooooooooo!

  11. 2 points
    We’re gonna build a gape? And make Mondo pay for it?!
  12. 2 points
    ShitPost Malone

    Heyyy yoooooooooo!

  13. 2 points

    AMAZON U.S. Vinyl Deals & More Thread

    Working my way up to the $10+ deal range... B.B. King - Live At The Regal - $10.83 Queen - Innuendo (Collector's Edition) - $10.27 Motley Crue - Too Fast for Love - $10.08 Ryan Adams - Ryan Adams - $10.89 Bill Evans - Portrait In Jazz - $10.38 Elliott Smith - Elliott Smith - $10.98 Prince & 3rdeyegirl - PLECTRUMELECTRUM - $10.59 Nine Inch Nails - Not the Actual Events - $10.83 R.E.M. - Lifes Rich Pageant - $10.83 Rancid - Rancid 1993 - $10.98 Pennywise - Unknown Road - $10.98 Bouncing Souls - How I Spent My Summer Vacation - $10.98 Dropkick Murphys - The Warrior's Code - $10.98 Pinback - Autumn of the Seraphs - $10.33 Goat - Commune - $10.16 Weakerthans - Reconstruction Site - $10.98 Silver Jews - The Natural Bridge - $10.98 Pennywise - Land of the Free - $10.98 Rancid - Rancid 2004 - $10.98 Colleen Green - I Want to Grow Up - $10.99 Glenn Miller - Moonlight Serenade - $10.82 Sinead O'Connor - How About I Be Me You and You Be You? - $10.15 Pennywise - Straight Ahead - $10.98 Girlpool - Girlpool - $10.99 Low - The Great Destroyer - $10.71 Owen - Owen - $10.98 Ten Foot Pole - Insider - $10.98 Xiu Xiu - Nina - $10.86 Modern Baseball - The Nameless Ranger - $10.74 Blonde Redhead - In an Expression Of - $10.98 Millencolin - Life On A Plate - $10.98 Chuck Berry - After School Session With Chuck Berry - $10.99 Blonde Redhead - Fake Can Be Just As - $10.98 Pennywise - About Time - $10.98 Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - $10.58 Ten Foot Pole - Unleashed - $10.98 Pulley - Esteem Driven Engine - $10.98 Pulley - 60 Cycle Hum - $10.98 Sam Cooke - Encore - $10.99
  14. 2 points
    So...I know Ben is a flipper and kind of annoying sometimes, but I have to say you guys are taking this to a level that is even more annoying than he is. I'm sorry there isn't some Curious George OST that smells like bananas coming out for you to talk about, but you're acting like a bunch of eight year olds. You're better than this. Grow up. You're destroying your own thread.
  15. 2 points
    Literally no one is making rape jokes, what the fuck?
  16. 2 points
    Keep that shit in the Mondo thread.
  17. 2 points
    Nah you're right. There's a gaping hole where Mondo talk used to be. But that's just because we're really deep in the jokes right now. It'll come full circle soon enough. Just hang tight. But just so you know, you can have a hand in adding to the fun. We're all wide open to more jokes.
  18. 1 point
    It will sound great. Just buy both.
  19. 1 point
    Oh, you mean @CoheedFanSonnn's girl Cassie?
  20. 1 point
    Brock N Roll

    Heyyy yoooooooooo!

    Can we turn this into an"in remembrance" thread of the trolls that were actually entertaining? RIP to those we miss. -ZayZay -Mr. Vinyl -Big Hairy Stinky Muff
  21. 1 point
  22. 1 point
    I was told by the plant today that my variant is scheduled to ship to me next week. Will be turning & burning and getting these out as fast as humanly possible. Thanks for the patience, friends.
  23. 1 point

    Chicago suggestions?

    Vegan Food: Chicago Diner Kitchen 17 Handlebar Urban Vegan/Vegan Plate Ka'lish Paulie Gee's Pizza (Lots of Vegan options) Ground Control Breweries: We have tons of breweries. Some are well known, these are my favorites to visit lately. Mouse Trap (Off-Color) Metropolitan Begyle Revolution (Go to the taproom, skip the brewpub) Whiner (if you have a car, worth the trek)
  24. 1 point

    PO: Black Panther The Album

    Amazon price dropped 24%. Now at 26.25.
  25. 1 point
    The ole Bronze w/ black splatter A/B & Bone w/ black splatter C/D + tee shirt showed up today. It's a nice package. I'll spin it later. Honestly, I'll probably start with side D.
  26. 1 point
    Ben's just mad because he's the butt of our jokes.
  27. 1 point

    VC Official Pro Wrestling Thread

    There will be English commentary for the Sakura Genesis shows this weekend. And to answer your previous question, the language barrier is tough but if you utilize the English subtitled backstage interviews you can pretty well keep up with all of the storylines without needing announcers to explain to you why things are important. Even if you don’t bother with those the matches in NJPW are way better at conveying meaning than you’d get out of the typically much shorter WWE style matchups. Stick around and you’ll catch on. I like Don and Kevin so I do watch the English versions when they are calling (JR and Barnett are really only utilized for AXS tv stuff so probably 95% of the English commentary on NJPW isn’t them) but it’s fun to go back and check out the Japanese guys sometimes since they pop huge for stuff.
  28. 1 point
    ShitPost Malone

    Heyyy yoooooooooo!

  29. 1 point

    PO: Black Panther The Album

    Why not purple or silver? So weird.
  30. 1 point

    VC Official Pro Wrestling Thread

    Just by being more excited, they elevate the entire product. They make you feel like you're watching something important, something you should absolutely not miss. It's like watching sports. They actually and genuinely go apeshit when something crazy happens. For example, they fucking lost it during the Hangman/Switchblade finish, screaming for a solid five seconds when the counter happened. It made the match even better. Not knowing what's going on because of the language barrier is a valid point. I only understand about 20% myself but them hyping up the action is enough reason for me to never switch back to English commentary. That being said, Kelly/Callis are actually quite good from what I've heard, so they're not a bad option at all.
  31. 1 point
    Yes, he had an early sale on there.
  32. 1 point
    Don’t worry, he’s a Coheed fan. You have to allow it.
  33. 1 point
    Come on now, let's be civil Gape
  34. 1 point
    The fact that that almost worked outshines the combo breaker, so there. Harrumph.
  35. 1 point
    Yep, it looks like its identical to the original Domino release in everyway
  36. 1 point
    Morricone's My Dear Killer is out today on Death Waltz. I'll be having that. (insert vid of Foghorn Leghorn singing Gapetown Races)
  37. 1 point

    The Wonder Years - Sister Cities

    This has been a VERY underwhelming lead up to the release... I keep forgetting about it
  38. 1 point
    Limited to 69, dudes?
  39. 1 point
    Just got shipping notification from Glassjaw webstore and bullmoose, woop woop!
  40. 1 point
    VIP variant for upcoming tour
  41. 1 point

    Tom Waits back catalogue

    All on clear in US https://www.kingsroadmerch.com/tom-waits/
  42. 1 point
    Good to see this thread has gotten back on track.
  43. 1 point
    I gagged a little at the thought of banana scented vinyl...then I remembered Jack Johnson did the Curious George soundtrack and almost puked.
  44. 1 point

    VC Fantasy Baseball League

    On a sidenote, can you activate the chat on the Yahoo app? Coukd be easier to get quick responses using that.
  45. 1 point
    FarCry 5 is pretty damn sick. Could easily take place in my backyard, as I live in southern Indiana and am surrounding by conservative Christian maniacs. The lady and I just watched Waco earlier this month (highly recommend it) so the similiarites are quite noticeable.
  46. 1 point
    hopefully I'll get this in the next few days then!
  47. 1 point
    Would buy Building Cities From Scratch or The Ghosts Among Us. They're local to me and I saw them quite a bit during 2005-2008. First time I ever saw them they opened up for See You Next Tuesday and heavyheavylowlow. Haven't bothered to listen to them since then though.
  48. 1 point
    I was there !!! So, immediatly preordered !
  49. 1 point
    ShitPost Malone

    Chicago suggestions?

    Get a selfie with Sister Jean.
  50. 1 point

    PO: Kamaal Williams - The Return

    I hope we get something soon from Yussef Dayes new outfit. I've read good things here and there about their shows.
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