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Here's the best part of it, guys. You'll actually enjoy this. Being the baby dicked vulture that stl_ben is, the Mondo thread is one – if not the – bloated carcass that he circles over on a daily basis. This is his home. His domain. He's not going anywhere. In an effort to convince us that we haven't truly gotten under his skin, he's pretending as though he's unable to read any of these posts. While he may have truthfully blocked a few of us, this is mostly to stimulate a false sense of pride: he would love us to believe that he's not actually clicking "Show Post Anyway" on each and every response. And he wants nothing more than for us to believe that none of this is phasing him. But let's be honest for a moment. You're not going to run the risk of tuning out every gape post in this thread... because, well, what happens when one of those jokers posts a hot link to a limited Mondo exclusive? A rare restock? Let's face it; strap-ons aren't cheap and the finest lubricant does not pay for itself. If you were a sleazy blob of a man who's manhandled by your wife, would you eat all the costs of that, out of your own pocket? Hell no. You would offset those expenses by hawking Lego figurines from Comicon, wouldn't you? You're a family man after all – you're going to jump at every chance you can get to ensure that your better half has the finest beads to ram into your asshole, because at the end of the day you really do want what's best for her. And that means eying this thread like a hawk. Sure, there's a lot of anus talk. Yeah, it's redundantly revealed that no one likes you. Hell, someone may even imply that you're a pedophile now and then. But at the end of the day, that online harassment is worth it if it means you can score a Katamari record to flip in 2 months. How could it not be? You're fooling no one, Benny boy. Enjoy "not reading" this one.

So if I bend over and spread my cheeks real wide, I’m raping myself, right? Asking for a friend. Although I’m almost positive we’ve been over this before.

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I love the term Holy Poster Gape

I don't find the need to apologize to anyone for posting a few movie titles with the word "gape" in them. This thread has been trash for a while and the OP (my man Buzzerson) has even acknowledged this with his ingenious titles. For years now, HE WHO CANNOT BE NAMED has intentionally stirred the pot in a variety of threads. If a few folks want to have a little fun at his expense, I don't see anything wrong with it.

If you still cry when you gape you’re not doing it enough.

I just gaped so hard I cried

So what you’re saying is, he’s the gapee not the gaper

We’re gonna build a gape? And make Mondo pay for it?!

So...I know Ben is a flipper and kind of annoying sometimes, but I have to say you guys are taking this to a level that is even more annoying than he is. I'm sorry there isn't some Curious George OST that smells like bananas coming out for you to talk about, but you're acting like a bunch of eight year olds. You're better than this. Grow up. You're destroying your own thread.

Literally no one is making rape jokes, what the fuck?

Keep that shit in the Mondo thread.

Nah you're right. There's a gaping hole where Mondo talk used to be. But that's just because we're really deep in the jokes right now. It'll come full circle soon enough. Just hang tight. But just so you know, you can have a hand in adding to the fun. We're all wide open to more jokes.

Time to buy a speed box!!! I kid. I find multi-speed records to be annoying too.

Oh, you mean @CoheedFanSonnn's girl Cassie?

I don't expect any apologies, and I understand Ben can be a turd, but after about 3 or 4 gape "jokes" and so many people jumping on the bandwagon it just got tired.

Store edition coming in! Woooooooo!!

I was told by the plant today that my variant is scheduled to ship to me next week. Will be turning & burning and getting these out as fast as humanly possible. Thanks for the patience, friends.

Vegan Food: Chicago Diner Kitchen 17 Handlebar Urban Vegan/Vegan Plate Ka'lish Paulie Gee's Pizza (Lots of Vegan options) Ground Control Breweries: We have tons of breweries. Some are well known, these are my favorites to visit lately. Mouse Trap (Off-Color) Metropolitan Begyle Revolution (Go to the taproom, skip the brewpub) Whiner (if you have a car, worth the trek)

They don't have a weekly show but they do have a big event every month, with a couple of Road To shows (which can be compared to RAWs/SD!s that build to PPVs). They also have tourneys for the respective divisions as well as for #1 contendership. AXS' weekly show is only shown in the US (I think) and is months behind. I highly suggest subscribing to Real Neat Pro and Showbuckle if you're new to NJPW and want to know more. This video explains the schedule very well.

Amazon price dropped 24%. Now at 26.25.

Ben's just mad because he's the butt of our jokes.

Why not purple or silver? So weird.

2/10 troll attempt. Would not skim again.

Come on now, let's be civil Gape

Morricone's My Dear Killer is out today on Death Waltz. I'll be having that. (insert vid of Foghorn Leghorn singing Gapetown Races)

This has been a VERY underwhelming lead up to the release... I keep forgetting about it

Limited to 69, dudes?

Just got shipping notification from Glassjaw webstore and bullmoose, woop woop!

VIP variant for upcoming tour

“...back on track.”?! What filth! Does your mother know you use that language? The Mondo thread is no place for such blatantly vulgar innuendos...

I feel dirty doing this, and apologize to everyone here... but is anyone buying any new releases today? Tempted to get Legion as I never grabbed the standard version.

All on clear in US https://www.kingsroadmerch.com/tom-waits/

Good to see this thread has gotten back on track.

Guys, if Mondo were to release any banana scented vinyl it would obviously be Minions. C’mon now...

I gagged a little at the thought of banana scented vinyl...then I remembered Jack Johnson did the Curious George soundtrack and almost puked.

On a sidenote, can you activate the chat on the Yahoo app? Coukd be easier to get quick responses using that.

I love this cover. It occurred to me today that every one of their records has some variation of a skull on the cover. Hopefully they do a 'part 2' of this tour on the West Coast.

I have no Info! Please don't gape!

Would buy Building Cities From Scratch or The Ghosts Among Us. They're local to me and I saw them quite a bit during 2005-2008. First time I ever saw them they opened up for See You Next Tuesday and heavyheavylowlow. Haven't bothered to listen to them since then though.

Got mine today! Packaging and art is fantastic. Very well put together. Nice that a label takes the time with that stuff and cares. It’s a tri-fold for a single LP. Best at of all it came with a insert showing some upcoming wargod releases that included a 20th anniversary edition of Fuels Sunburn. I’ve got a OG copy, but count me in for that!

I hope we get something soon from Yussef Dayes new outfit. I've read good things here and there about their shows.

great album!