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heyyyyyy<3! It's been a while since I've been around because it's rare I am able to steal internet because of stupid passwords that have been implemented. On Sunday, I only work until 1pm, and bought a day ticket to the Lollapalooza. I want to meet up with some of you fuckers to drain bottles of gin, smoke some pot, and have a good time. (that sounded like a craigslist casual encounters ad). Or, even if you're not going to Lollapalooza, I know of some parties happening post the festival, so let's hang the fuck out. Message me for my number if you want to try to meet up to hang out tomorrow! edit: because i wrote this high and didn't proofread apparently.

energy drinks don't do it for me. i drink ridiculous amounts of coffee and espresso though.

Aw look, james just made me want to hang out with him that much moreeeeee! Also, totally home from the bar. I talked to the bartender for almost entire hour and we played this game on a little computer thing called "PHOTO HUNT EROTICA". It was pretty awesome.

You're not a 50 year old creep, are you?

i'm up at belden and sacramento. i already drank a bottle of wine, don't think i'm able to make it down. some other time! let me know and we'll do it up. I don't know where that is so I'm assuming its pretty far. I plan on coming up here for the next couple of nights, so let a bitch know when you're free.

girls should not go to bars alone. nothing against women. everything against dudes. Your point has been reinforced three times since I've gotten here.

I couldn't take your shit! Although, I do appreciate your offer. :] thanks buddy.

That is not what my ellipsis meant, sir.

I've been a girl since I started posting here. Which idea is bad? Going to a bar?

This place called bernice's. Its on halsted and 33rd. Its a cozy old dive. And I'm actually just now walking there, so if you're in the neib...

I feel pretty pathetic. My roommate moved to the northside yesterday (fucking joined the darkside), my boyfriend is supposed to move here in a few, but all we do is fight, the only friends I have on this side of town are my coworkers, I spilled bleach on my only radiohead shirt and spilled milk I was steaming all over my foot. I just want a few shots of jameson before I try to sleep ... Alcohol has such a love/hate relationship with me. Cheers to the rest of you lonely, functioning alcoholics on this thursday night. This rounds for you.

Look at all these dudes posting in wrong thread. Also, I hate being called a chick. Call me an awesome muthafuckin' bitch.

I think that is what makes me an awesome partier, because I can be an absolute bitch and have something to blame it on. and it's bitchin'.

deck party. drunk and awesome.

You know Dave Eggers wrote this script, right? Well, with his wife, but they're both writers. I suggest you check out How We Are Hungry (short stories) and You Shall Know Our Velocity novel by Eggers. He also publishes McSweeney's which is an everflowing fount of uber-pretentious shite, but still...his writing is pretty good. I'll definitely check out all of that. Thanks for the suggestions :] always appreciated.