scottheisel Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good! [Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.] It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good! [it gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds, it shoots into the sky.] It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good! Bart: [Crestfallen.] It's gone. Homer: I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device! Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir? Mr.Burns: Precisely. Dominic_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Lisa: "I believe the preferred term is 'conjoined twins'." Dr. Hibbert: "And hillbillies want to be called 'Sons of the Soil' but it ain't gonna happen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 mr burns: smithers, there is a rocket in my pocket smithers: you dont have to tell me sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swankymodes Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 "Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Homer: Oh man, I only got 15 minutes before they stop serving those Breakfast Balls! ------- Secret Service Agent: Uh, sir maybe you should just have the cheeseburger. George Bush: Well, that's more a weekend thing, Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Lou: "Hey Chief, can I hold my gun all sideways, like this? It looks so cool." Wiggum: "Anything you want, Birthday Boy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialoguefromamovie Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 "Hey you know what? I could call my ma while I'm up here. HEY MAW, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 homer: "wow, a free beer. and i owe it all to a little gloveslap!" cow: "TOOOOMMMAAACCCCCOOOOO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 All Ralph: "ohhh...they taste like...burning!" "Ms. Crabople and Principle Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby winked at me" "i broke my wookiee" <---- personal favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawbroken Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 "daddy, these taste like grandma!" "now don't be silly son, they dont taste like...oh wow these do taste like grandma!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 no ones gay for moleman. and one day when bart and lisa get married, it'll be theirs. you mean married to other people. whatever, but i ain't payin for two weddings. and pretty much everything from the monorail episode: Does whiskey count as beer? sorry, i shouldn't have stoped for that haircut Homer, there's someone here who can help you. Batman? No, he's a scientist. Batmans a scientist. it's not batman! i call the big one bitey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 the monorail episode is one of my favorites "It's more of a ....SHELBYVILLE idea" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 the monorail episode is one of my favorites"It's more of a ....SHELBYVILLE idea" Conan wrote that episode, so you know it's solid gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachobbs Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 "So i said listen pal, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 mr burns: do i have any messages homer: you have 30 minutes to move your car....you have 10 minutes to move your car....your car has been impounded......you car has been crushed into a cube.....you have thirty minutes to ove your cube *phone rings* burns: is it about my cube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyk36 Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':aou75xnm]'); else document.write('+':aou75xnm]'); } else { document.write(''); } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellyjanice Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Ralph: My cats breath smells like cat food I love ralph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z. YOU FUCKING ROCK! I love you, Dr. Zaius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Hi, Super Nintendo Chompers! fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 No, I think he says Chalmers, not Chompers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Evidenced by this search: http://www.google.com/search?q=simpsons+quotes+super+nintendo&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest naytoid Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 (Rod is wearing a Butthole Surfers shit) Rod: I’m a surfer! (he acts like he’s surfing) Homer: here's a quarter. You go call for help, and I'll protect the sugar. Hans: If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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