almightyseancore Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I always worry that fart particles will sink into my skin and I'll smell like farts all day if I fart while I'm showering. wouldn't you worry about this with EVERY fart then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 as a small child i thought that if i farted on one side of the shower, you know the large part and the small part close to the drain, I could then shower in the opposite side of the shower and thus stay away from the fart smell. farts are magical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agaetisbyrjun Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 this thread needs a female opinion Like regular farts, just with more echo. Way more echo. it already has one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 The tickling feeling you get when you fart while taking a bath and it travels up past your balls to the top=priceless YOU SIR, HAVE JUST EARNED YOUR "CHEAP" BRAND NEW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnystorm777 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Females?!?! Don't you know that they all swear that they never fart nor poop?!?! Not true mu wife ripped a gross fart about 30 minutes ago. I should wake her up and ask her about shower farts. She may punch me though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 it already has one! BAH. she slipped right past me. pretty androgynous name and avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsofvipers Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 The tickling feeling you get when you fart while taking a bath and it travels up past your balls to the top=priceless this right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 YOU SIR, HAVE JUST EARNED YOUR "CHEAP" BRAND NEW. Haha yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crime Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 wouldn't you worry about this with EVERY fart then? No because the warm water/steam of your shower opens your pores allowing fart particles to get into your skin. Come on man, it's not rocket science =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videogamesandvinyl Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 The trick is to soap up your pooper so that when the fart arrives, it blows bubbles - Team Avatar and NoWorthyIcons 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 It's worse when you just showered or bathed and then have the urge and need to poop. I feel most unclean afterwards that I have to shower again. And have. after shower poops should be illegal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted December 29, 2012 Author Share Posted December 29, 2012 No because the warm water/steam of your shower opens your pores allowing fart particles to get into your skin. Come on man, it's not rocket science =P Fart science! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thespungo Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 New Scientific Study Seeks to Understand Why Farts Always Stink Worse In Shower http://www.thespungo.com/2010/06/new-scientific-study-seeks-to.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymbalism15 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 The trick is to soap up your pooper so that when the fart arrives, it blows bubbles - hobohunter48, videogamesandvinyl and clh2285 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 My friend does this when showering with his girlfriends and refers to it as 'The Ware steamer" with Ware being his last name. He says if they stink around after it he knows she is worth staying with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdventureIsOutThere Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 My friend does this when showering with his girlfriends and refers to it as 'The Ware steamer" with Ware being his last name. He says if they stink around after it he knows she is worth staying with. bahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymbalism15 Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 My friend does this when showering with his girlfriends and refers to it as 'The Ware steamer" with Ware being his last name. He says if they stink around after it he knows she is worth staying with. At first I was going to correct you and say *stick around* but then I thought of the context. now I just don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 It was an accident with the stink/stick confusion, but it worked so well that I didnt bother going back and editing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymbalism15 Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 It was an accident with the stink/stick confusion, but it worked so well that I didnt bother going back and editing it. That's what I figured lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I usually try and shit before my showers so this almost never happens to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 I usually try and shit before my showers so this almost never happens to me. I do this, but in a different bathroom. It sucks when the bathroom stinks before you shower. The result is the same if not worse than the shower fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Usually worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Bumping this because its 2014 and we should be talking more about this kind of thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted February 6, 2014 Author Share Posted February 6, 2014 Back from the dead! Love it! Brock N Roll 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topher Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Saw thread title, immediately assumed this was another Timbo_Slice thread. Hey do any of you guys take showers just to fart? Metal Mike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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