Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS LOOK AT THAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Also, that should be the new Vinyl Collective logo. In fact, Vinyl Collective should just change their name to "YE OLDE TIMEY FART FACTORY." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 JOIN THE REVOLUTION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted January 23, 2015 Author Share Posted January 23, 2015 JOIN THE REVOLUTION Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noalarmplanet Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Why can't you add a "Ye" to the front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 My bad. It's been fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FangsAnalSatan Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Vool Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 maybe not a long Lincoln log kind of turd but possibly just a mini twix bar kind of a turd? I want to do this to someone except the pill bottle will be full of pills already. That way they have pretty much swallow my farts. These two comments are probably the ones that made me laugh loudest in the history of my VC membership! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolhandnick Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 They sound a bit groany... And naturally hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Here is a female opinion. I try to save them until the end of the shower and then I let them rip and run like hell. I've definitely wiped out on the bathroom floor trying to outrun my own butt gas. hippielauryn and Black Phillip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Just had a pretty epic shower fart. But yet... No smell at all. I'm thinking maybe because it happened right after I finished soaping my ass, so that might've cancelled out the smell? Help guys. I don't know what's real anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Most under appreciated thread on VC Rip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Not quite as bad as a shower fart, but I ripped a stinker last night while packing a bowl. The mix of ass gas & dank bud has to be the weirdest combo ever (immediately thought of this thread). I still don't know what to think about that aroma. Five days till Fall, Shower Farts thread.... where were you all summer? hippielauryn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I farted in the shower a couple of days ago and smelled nothing. but I thought of you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 try harder next time. report back when you take this seriously. ditc586 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 The whole pill bottle thing makes so much sense. I mean. Planes always just smell like a culmination of every passengers ass gas. As far as shower farts go? I've tried. But have any of you ever had the issue where it feels like you need to fart but it kind of just sucks back in? It's like the fart retreats. This is what happens when I attempt the shower fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Yup.... it's like when a baby doesn't want to leave the womb. When it's ready, it will come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 try harder next time. report back when you take this seriously. I'm just as disappointed as you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Bath farts > shower farts. Yeah, I said it. So what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I had some pretty epic bath farts the other day. It's fun because I can pretend to have a Jacuzzi tub even though I don't. +hecollec+or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Hahahahahahahahahaha, OMG. The ladies in this thread are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I had some pretty epic bath farts the other day. It's fun because I can pretend to have a Jacuzzi tub even though I don't.I've heard that bath farts can tickle the lady bits sometimes. Can you confirm or deny this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingTacoMunster Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I just clicked on this thread, read 3 pages back, and suddenly im cold and scared. typing this from the corner. help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I've heard that bath farts can tickle the lady bits sometimes. Can you confirm or deny this? They tickled my lady bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 The tickling feeling you get when you fart while taking a bath and it travels up past your balls to the top=priceless Quoting myself from 3 years ago since it's relevant to bath farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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