Jump to content

Shower Farts


Recommended Posts

On 1/16/2018 at 12:53 PM, Secular Haze said:

@FiggyPud, we're the only two residents here.

 

3 hours ago, armadillo01 said:

Some of you will complain about literally anything. Sorry but there's a spectrum of how people shower fart: Suck it up, burtercups. Grab some perspective while you're at it. Life is better when you realize being butthurt about shit like this is degenerate. 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 1/22/2018 at 8:51 PM, FiggyPud said:

I could literally feel one building up the whole time while taking a shower earlier.  Like... you know that feeling where you can feel the gas dropping inside of you with a “thump?”  Yeah that happened a few time.

 

But nothing came of it.  I was so damn disappointed...

Every time there is a post in this thread, I have a good day. Thank you, @FiggyPud.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The science behind a shower fart:

 

"Underwear and trousers absorb a large part of the gas that's passed in farts. When you fart in the shower, the gas immediately enters the surrounding atmosphere, and hence they smell worse. The warm air may also be a factor as convection currents will cause the gas to rise straight to your nose."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

24 minutes ago, Secular Haze said:

The science behind a shower fart:

 

"Underwear and trousers absorb a large part of the gas that's passed in farts. When you fart in the shower, the gas immediately enters the surrounding atmosphere, and hence they smell worse. The warm air may also be a factor as convection currents will cause the gas to rise straight to your nose."

 

There’s definitely some magic that takes place in the shower.  Cause I’ve defintely farted naked before and didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary.

Edited by FiggyPud
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...
  • 1 month later...
1 hour ago, VinylMario said:

Man had a really bad one this morning! I recently started drinking my vegetables like kale and broccoli smoothies and oh my fucking God! Those are the worst farts I've ever had! Lol

Sorry had to tell somebody....

Have no fear.  We are here for you.  The first step is admitting that you have a problem. I'm happy to be your sponsor.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, Secular Haze said:

Have no fear.  We are here for you.  The first step is admitting that you have a problem. I'm happy to be your sponsor.

Wait. Are you trying to get people to STOP shower farting, or are you trying to encourage it? We don't want an intervention here. Showerfarts4ever.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...
1 hour ago, ShitPost Malone said:

Let's just say that it was poppin' this mornin'.  Triggered double bass blast beats.

Honestly, from your profile pic I would say you look like the type of guy that would sh%t in the shower, LMAO

Edited by CoheedFanSonnn
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share

×

AdBlock Detected

spacer.png

We noticed that you're using an adBlocker

Yes, I'll whitelist