+hecollec+or Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Mental note: Don't read this thread while eating lunch ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Mental note: Don't read this thread while eating lunch ever again. If you just wrote it down on here it wouldn't be a mental note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 an ex of some girl I knew told everyone that she would shit in the shower instead of the toilet all of the time, and whenever her name came up in convo they would just refer to her as "the girl who shits in the shower" and I felt pretty bad for her. I feel like shitting in the shower is a gifted convenience that society frowns upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Happy New Year, Shower Farts thread. Black Phillip, THE_James_Champ and Brock N Roll 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Flower shart THE_James_Champ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 The tickling feeling you get when you fart while taking a bath and it travels up past your balls to the top=priceless im having someone on esty cross-stitch me this. Brock N Roll 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnystorm777 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I had shower mouth farts this morning. They were vile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I'm farting right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Had a few gamble farts earlier. They paid off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Best thread on VC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 I recently started eating a plant based diet and the first two weeks saw some of the worst shower farts EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I recently started eating a plant based diet and the first two weeks saw some of the worst shower farts EVER This brings to mind the carnifferous vegetables episode of big bang theory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 episode of big bang theory Grossest thing I've read in this thread. FangsAnalSatan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Grossest thing I've read in this thread. I think carnifferous is worse lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I don't know if this has been mentioned, but if you ever get the chance, fart in a walk-in freezer. It's a next level fart experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FangsAnalSatan Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Gross story time... So one of my friends came up with a DIY stink bomb idea years ago. What he'd do is fart into one of those air tight pill bottles, let it sit for a bit, then open it on you and dash. The stewing seemed to amplify the fart. So to get him back, one night I was having awful farts, so I farted into a pill bottle I had, figuring I'd get him back. So after I did it, I promptly forgot about it. Months and months later I found it when cleaning and opened it. The stench was so awful it permeated my entire room. I had to air it out over night. +hecollec+or, ditc586, GradedOnACurve and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Gross story time... So one of my friends came up with a DIY stink bomb idea years ago. What he'd do is fart into one of those air tight pill bottles, let it sit for a bit, then open it on you and dash. The stewing seemed to amplify the fart. So to get him back, one night I was having awful farts, so I farted into a pill bottle I had, figuring I'd get him back. So after I did it, I promptly forgot about it. Months and months later I found it when cleaning and opened it. The stench was so awful it permeated my entire room. I had to air it out over night. 2nd best thing I've ever read on VC. & thanks for the tip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Gross story time... So one of my friends came up with a DIY stink bomb idea years ago. What he'd do is fart into one of those air tight pill bottles, let it sit for a bit, then open it on you and dash. The stewing seemed to amplify the fart. So to get him back, one night I was having awful farts, so I farted into a pill bottle I had, figuring I'd get him back. So after I did it, I promptly forgot about it. Months and months later I found it when cleaning and opened it. The stench was so awful it permeated my entire room. I had to air it out over night. hahaha! I didn't even know that was possible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 Gross story time... So one of my friends came up with a DIY stink bomb idea years ago. What he'd do is fart into one of those air tight pill bottles, let it sit for a bit, then open it on you and dash. The stewing seemed to amplify the fart. So to get him back, one night I was having awful farts, so I farted into a pill bottle I had, figuring I'd get him back. So after I did it, I promptly forgot about it. Months and months later I found it when cleaning and opened it. The stench was so awful it permeated my entire room. I had to air it out over night. It's because of stories/ideas like this I'm so glad that I created this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Gross story time... So one of my friends came up with a DIY stink bomb idea years ago. What he'd do is fart into one of those air tight pill bottles, let it sit for a bit, then open it on you and dash. The stewing seemed to amplify the fart. So to get him back, one night I was having awful farts, so I farted into a pill bottle I had, figuring I'd get him back. So after I did it, I promptly forgot about it. Months and months later I found it when cleaning and opened it. The stench was so awful it permeated my entire room. I had to air it out over night. I want to do this to someone except the pill bottle will be full of pills already. That way they have pretty much swallow my farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Buy empty capsules. Fart factory of filling each empty capsule. Hire unemployed neighbors, family. Create a 'push room' like the old 1930's sweatshops. I can smell the success. FangsAnalSatan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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