Out of Breath Records Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 So I bought a red faux leather portable shit-table at Goodwill today for 50 bucks. It's brand new, in the box and everything. Thinking about flipping it on the eBay to some lucky tween. Or might possibly make "art" and take a poop on the turntable while it spins. Any other suggestions on what do with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chamb117 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 why would you buy it in the first place Uselesslimbs and Requiescat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Poop on it. This should be a survey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadItUpToHere Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Wait for Justin Biebers albums to come out on Vinyl Out of Breath Records and NoFxpunkguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jase Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Cut the power cord, and put it on the curb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 why would you buy it in the first place Because I can. Plus I know tons of people who'd buy it for double what I bought it for. Thanks for the downvote whoever btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmokedDecline Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Funny thread title... ...I'd go ask someone at Goodwill to help me get my money back, I'd insist. Then I'd double it, go to a DJ store and buy a $100 USB turntable. I'd also ask for a pack of needles for half price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 I honestly don't know if I did something wrong but apparently I should just downvote myself because I'm not gaining any friends. NoFxpunkguy and Number11 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shitty Rambo Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 I honestly don't know if I did something wrong but apparently I should just downvote myself because I'm not gaining any friends. You reap what you sow. thejesseb, kamalatapes, darylgregory and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agaetisbyrjun Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 Now you just need a copy of Deja Entendu to play on it anthemforadoomed, deletedunknown and Out of Breath Records 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 You reap what you sow. Seeds of hate. NoFxpunkguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 Now you just need a copy of Deja Entendu to play on it In bowl form? NoFxpunkguy and cemeterytapes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFxpunkguy Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 In bowl form? Regular form, and make sure you do the DJ scratch thing to it. anthemforadoomed and Out of Breath Records 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 Regular form, and make sure you do the DJ scratch thing to it. I'll wear my protective gloves so I don't ruin the tonearm. Gotta love my vin-yulls. jase and NoFxpunkguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Ok I give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deletedunknown Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I'd guess any hate comes from you making a topic post that seems completely pointless and doesn't have much in the way of discussion points. You ask what you should do with it, but you already know you're going to resell it. I'm sure you meant to be funny, but it just didn't work out. C'est la vie. Brock N Roll 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out of Breath Records Posted February 3, 2014 Author Share Posted February 3, 2014 Maybe I can get to -100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthemforadoomed Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 There's still time to do the right thing. Take it outside and light it on fire and take lots of photos. Post them here and let VC finally get the meme its been dreaming of. Or send it to me and I'll do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I'd say try and make some money off of it. It's fun making money of random shit from thrift stores, garage sales, and craigslist. Can't beat it! Out of Breath Records 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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