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that's all fine and good if he actually was being shot at. But last information I saw, the store clerk (from the store he supposedly walked out of less than 10 minutes before the shooting) said that he sold him a sandwich, was not armed (although obviously even if he did have a gun it wouldn't have been out at that time), and was not wearing a sweatshirt. The original police report said there was a struggle where his hoodie was pulled off, and there is a security camera picture from that store of him without one. It seems like it is practically a war zone out there and I don't particularly believe anything that police force says

They can be great pets if you take the time to socialize them. Just remember, they aren't going to be a cheap pet, especially since they have a fairly high prevalence of cancer as a species. If you have done your research going in, then getting one isn't a bad idea at all (and they're incredibly cute)

I didn't really feel like typing it all out, but I really don't feel like working on this take home exam so: My first ex, like I said before, couldn't do anything for herself. She took all of science courses with me, so I could tutor her, which was the only way she'd pass them. I used to get screamed at all the time for "not trying hard enough to help her". Anyway, she didn't have many friends on campus, so she tried to pledge one of the sororities on campus. I was the only one encouraging her to do that (because, if she had friends, that would've meant I could actually go out and do things - this was another one of those relationships that I didn't end because I felt too bad). All 3 times she tried and pledge, she would drop out for whatever reason. I finally ended things because I broke my ankle one night and she refused to bring me to the hospital and made me call an ambulance. She went to all of the people at the sorority and told them that I was abusive and wouldn't let her have friends or something. the other one was just white trash. We had gone through a period where I tried to break up with her, told her we could try and be friends because I didn't know how to make her leave me alone at the time. She would randomly show up in room (I didn't really lock my door much in college) and scream at me. So I finally broke up with her, and met my current girlfriend about a week afterwards. I had to hear all about I was cheating on her the whole time, blah blah (I wasn't). so a few months later, I was officially going out with my current girlfriend. About a week into the new relationship, I was hanging out with 2 friends. One was underage so we couldn't go the bars or anything, so we tried to go play some pool at the college's cafe. Of course, my ex was on the table - I tried to just leave but somehow she came over and started talking to us. I went to the bathroom to chug a few beers and try to forget it, because, well what else would a college student do. I came outside and found out that my ex and my new girl had killed 1/5th of parrot bay or whatever in like 5 minutes. So she kept saying that "she couldn't go back to her room, because she was drunk and her room mate wouldn't let her back in". - side note: I knew she would be shitty fucking drunk, because I once watched her take 4 shots in 2 hours and then shit on the floor - She wasn't being too shitty, so my friends let her come out with us despite me begging them not to. We got back to friend's place and everyone went upstairs except me and my gf (she thought I was mad about something else so we were just talking it out). My friend comes down the stairs and tells me that my ex was making out with his friend upstairs, which I laughed off because I knew she was trying to make me jealous and I didn't care much. I really just wanted to piss her off so she'd leave. We were standing in a circle sharing a bottle of some kind of shitty liquor, and I randomly looked at friend and said "hey, how does if feel to hook up with my sister and my ex girlfriend!?" and gave him a hi-five. That's when I caught a faceful of spit and liquor. Trying to keep my composure (I obviously didn't want my new gf to see me do anything I'd regret later) and we went to get food. She said a lot of stupid shit the whole time but its not really important. But she kept trying to sleep in my room (along with my girlfriend) so it was getting weird. My friend told me to just make a run for it, if I got an opening. So we get back on campus, and she starts puking in the car, which is when I get out and start trying to shuttle my gf to my dorm room (she was very drunk and in heels). I look back and the ex is charging us at full speed screaming at us, but I'm not too worried. My friend was chasing her, just trying to grab her/slow her down, but with his momentum, he tackled her into a bush at full speed. I wanted to sit and laugh, but she had bloodlust, or rabies, or something, I don't know. She lost her shoes and everything out of her pockets but got up and kept charging at us. I scanned into my dorm and closed the door about half a second before she was right outside banging on the door screaming a bunch of crazy shit at me. I am now realizing that this story is not nearly as funny when typed out as it is when I normally tell it.

My first ex was a helpless person who literally couldn't do anything for herself so there are plenty of stories for that one. The second ex was not as helpless but so crazy that it was even worse. In a very abbreviated story, she spit a mouthful of alcohol in my face (after hooking up with my friend) and chased me and my current girlfriend down the sidewalk of my college campus.

luckily I'll be on a 2 week vacation from clinics so I can actually make the philly date! I'm not sure how high my expectations should be, but it'll fun regardless

I was told this joke by a guy I know from Norway. I don't know if it'll suck written out (and without the accent) but we'll see: So a doctor was having a shitty day and a hot woman walks into the office. At this point, his overall frustration leads to a complete disregard for any sense of professionalism. So she sits down on the table, and he starts rubbing her thigh, and asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now?". She answers "You're checking my thigh for any skin abnormalities and stuff like that", to which he replies "exactly right". Next, he starts caressing her breasts, and again asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now?", and she answers "You're checking for any lumps and other signs of cancer". Again, he replies "exactly right". His confidence in the situation begins to increase. All of a sudden he pulls off her pants and starts having sex with her, and asks "Do you know what I'm doing right now". She replies with "you're getting herpes, that's what I came here to talk to you about".

Great advice if you're looking for some companionship. Can work for friends, but it can get a little weird if all you have to talk about is what your dog did that day.

damn, that's a lot

this is pretty much my only issue with unions as well.

i cut all the prices basically in half for this last bump, so let my girlfriend mail this stuff to you before she leaves!

I didn't think I was going to do this, but my girlfriend can still ship some of these out for me if anyone wants any of this stuff

Picked up the bundle since I kept putting out buying the s/t

I leave tomorrow morning, so last day for this thread. If you want anything, let me know now! Thanks again everyone.

last couple days so threw some prices up there. If they're high, let me know what you want and we can work something out. Pretty much everything that is left I want to get rid of, so offers are good too. Thanks again to everyone who has bought stuff out of this thread.

alright, I leave in about 9 days so this is going to be the last bump for this thread. The brand new stuff is officially gone, I have re-added the streetlight manifesto stuff. thanks to everyone who has bought stuff letting me get to this point.

pm'd

running out of time. added the daylight - rec release. may add some more later.

anyone

someone has to want some of this stuff.

up up, finals are finally fucking over. Buy some of this stuff.

I was expecting this all episode

Ideally marine mammal research and conservation, but I've really enjoyed my experiences working with vets in zoos and aquariums. Since those jobs are pretty much impossible to get I'll probably just end up being a small animal/exotic pets vet

caught up on pm's. Some gone, some pending.

pm'd

responded to a few pm's. I apologize in advance if I'm a little slow responding for the next week, I'm in the middle of my second week of final exams and anesthesia is kicking my ass.