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I've replaced that with "and that's how you get ants"

Ain't Them Bodies Saints felt like someone watched too much Terrance Malick and thought "Pfft, I can do that." I'm looking forward to Nymphomaniac but haven't had a chance to watch it yet.

I would pay tomorrow and then wait 2 years just to have that version of Blank#9/Heartbeat with Chris Z on vinyl.

According to Derrick the vinyl will not be available in May but will be put out by Broken World later this year.

What I am personally doing about the population thing is I'm not having kids and then when one of my friends has a kid I make sure to tell them "You fucked up" as often as possible.

I know you can't upvote a post more than once but goddammit am I trying.

For some reason the website didn't believe me when I told it how much money I make. It won't tell me what/if assistance I'm eligible for unless I send them a bunch of documents. I would very much like to go to the doctor, but there's no way I can get the shit I need before the end of the month and I can't sign up until I know if I can actually afford it. I'm poor, Obama, I swear. If Obama had actually gotten a private jet for his dog I would FDR that motherfucker with a 3rd term.

100% this. I never listened to their recorded stuff, but I've seen them 5-6 times and had been counting on seeing them at least 5-6 more.

Not seeing this news anywhere else, so I really hope it's not true. If it is though, fuck. RIP

I know it's been mentioned before but its pretty annoying when someone just throws the record a day hashtag in their cluster of 100 other tags. Some dude just posted a bunch of dad rock records and I'm mad I had to see Billy Joel records.

Snowpiercer Excellent. I'm going to pay to see it if it plays around here when it opens in the US. I'm glad that public opinion stopped the Weinsteins from releasing their cut version, but it's a huge bummer it's not getting a wide release anymore.

BYTA took forever because they got dicked over by the pressing plant. They've started using a different pressing plant for their recent releases and have had no problems other than I think the E!E! 7" getting delayed a week or two.

Day 20 - Post a record you took from your dad's collection and when you opened the gatefold weed stems fell out

But seriously, if they had included a 7" of Jim Carrey saying "WE LANDED ON THE MOON!" I'd buy it in a heartbeat. Otherwise, this is pretty pointless.

I'm sure Derrick wants to get these out of his sight as soon as possible. He'll get them sent out before TWIABP goes to Europe in a couple weeks. Probably. At least they exist now.

They'll probably put more up in the store after they send all the preorders out. I know some people successfully canceled their orders.

I was sick for a few day so I finally had time some quality TV time. Anchorman 2: Disappointing. A few good jokes but mostly misses. The cameos at the end were the best part and I would have preferred a whole movie featuring all those characters. Drake cameo at the beginning was stupid though. Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa: I get that the Jackass guys are like 40 something now and have families and shit so another true Jackass movie is reallllllly unlikely, but I really wish they'd do one. BG was ok. A few chuckles and a couple laugh out loud moments, but overall any random 5 minutes from any of the other Jackass movies would contain more. I wish the trailer had spoiled the pageant bit at the end. The Wolf of Wall Street: Fuck yeah, this movie owned. I know when it came out people were mad that it glorified the guy and his lifestyle, but he was clearly a slimeball piece of shit. I mean, yeah, it glorified everything but it was told from his point of view. A movie doesn't need to hold my hand and tell me "This is bad" Although I REALLY wish Quaaludes were still a thing, shit looked dope. Bronson: I'd already seen it and loved it but my girlfriend put it on. If you haven't seen it fix that. Out of the Furnace: This was a pleasant little surprise. I knew nothing about it and put it on on a whim. Cast is stacked and the cinematography is really fucking good. Solid movie. Nothing mindblowing or spectacular, just really solid. Homefront: Kind of ridiculous, but not horrible. When I saw it was written by Sylvester Stallone everything made lot more sense. James Franco is fun even if he doesn't really go off the rails crazy. Very basic movie, but entertaining enough. The X-Files Season 4: I wish the 90s never ended and we could The X-Files seasons 3-6 went on forever.

I knew which two girls these links were going to be and now I need to think long and hard about my life and my choices. I blame netflix.

This is the most expensive Salvation Army I've ever seen

I can't listen to more than 10 seconds. Reggae is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Teenagers will always and forever want to be different while also fitting in. They will also always and forever do dumb shit. When I was in high school there was myspace, now it's tumblr. In a few years it will be something different. There's still goth kids and I'm sure people in the 80s thought that would never last.

I cannot STAND to listen to Bob Marley and everyone always acts like I'm a monster. I fucking hate everything about Sublime. I smoked a shit ton of weed through college so I've heard at least a million stoned lectures about why both Bob Marley and Sublime are amazing. One time I did acid and ended up in some apartment above a bar with a bunch of dudes "jamming" on Sublime songs. So instead of just regular terrible Sublime songs they were 20 minute jam covers. It was fucking hell and I had no idea how to get myself out of there and back home. One of them was wearing an Every Time I Die shirt and I told him he should know better.

Because teenagers. If you told me 10 years ago that there would still be scene kids in 2014 I wouldn't have believed you. Eventually I realized teenagers will forever do the same shit.

I saw A Perfect Circle once. Maynard hid behind the back drop for awhile, then sat on the edge of the stage eating a bucket of popcorn. His between song stage banter consisted of bad "Michael Jackson is a pedophile" jokes. I almost saw Tool back around the time 10,000 days came out but I hate arenas and am poor.