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Terminal Boredom: Sneaky Pinks "I'm Punk" 7" As much as everyone loves Nobunny (and I love him too), I think the true dirtbags out there really fell harder for the brief run the Sneaky Pinks had. Same M.O., but just raunchier, right? I guess. Let's just agree that we all wish there were more Sneaky Pinks songs out there. And guess what? There are! "I'm Punk" breaks down why Justin is more punk than you, me and anyone else in the world. I'm listening to these lyrics for the thirtieth time, and I still can't find a hole in his argument. "I took a shit/on top of your kid"? Is that even what he's saying? I don't know. But that's punk any way you slice it. This lesson in punkitude is delivered overtop a bass/guitar rhythm that is as thin as salami and a drum sound that barely exists. Good stuff! "Puke Pudding" is a weird tune from a weird dude, straight from the Supercharger school of no-talent/no-fi rock'n'roll, and has Justin discussing the aforementioned pudd with a disembodied voice that sounds similar to John Waters mumbling into a megaphone pointed in the opposite direction. Puking sound effects at the end might be the record's most punk moment. You simply can not argue with this record, you just have to buy it. A winner from your dinner. Scum stats: first 200 on purple vinyl. I was hoping there would be some fake puke gag sleeves too...(RK) even MORE reviews here: http://www.bostonhassle.com/2013/11/11/sneaky-pinks-im-punk/ http://klyam.com/2013/11/19/sotd-sneaky-pinks-im-punk7-out-now-on-almost-ready/ http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/130-new-garage-releases-from-scraper-growwing-pains-strange-attractor-pizza-time-star-spangled-banana/ we STILL have purple vinyl. hand numbered out of 200. Order here: www.almostreadyrecords.com THANKS!!

Sophmore release is available now! Order from www.almostreadyrecords.com You can stream entire album here: http://www.spin.com/articles/liquor-store-new-jersey-in-the-garden-album-stream/

KBD punk classic - Nubs - Job / Little Billy's Burning 7" single was recently reissued. Listen here: https://soundcloud.com/lastlaughrecords-1/nubs Available to purchase here: http://almostreadyrecords.com/llr.htm