The Coheed cruise touts a full immersive Coheed experience. Which means at least 2 fans are getting poisoned, and 1 is getting their brains bashed in with a hammer. Enjoy! Marvel, as the fan pissing contest takes place on the lower deck. Rejoice, the merch circle jerk is in the boiler room after dark. The mutiny after the elite fans decide the set list sucks should be live streamable via YouTube as well. Huzzah. Join them as the elitists bash all the other bands to cover up/project their various insecurities throughout the whole ship, every second of every day of the cruise! Cackle, as Captain Keywork attempts to sell you a membership to his "Coheed Club" of which, he's the only member.