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There's an entire website

You thought all the bands listed were just going on the cruise as well? Of course there is live music you goof.

The Coheed cruise touts a full immersive Coheed experience. Which means at least 2 fans are getting poisoned, and 1 is getting their brains bashed in with a hammer. Enjoy! Marvel, as the fan pissing contest takes place on the lower deck. Rejoice, the merch circle jerk is in the boiler room after dark. The mutiny after the elite fans decide the set list sucks should be live streamable via YouTube as well. Huzzah. Join them as the elitists bash all the other bands to cover up/project their various insecurities throughout the whole ship, every second of every day of the cruise! Cackle, as Captain Keywork attempts to sell you a membership to his "Coheed Club" of which, he's the only member.
 

The Coheed cruise touts a full immersive Coheed experience. Which means at least 2 fans are getting poisoned, and 1 is getting their brains bashed in with a hammer. Enjoy! Marvel, as the fan pissing contest takes place on the lower deck. Rejoice, the merch circle jerk is in the boiler room after dark. The mutiny after the elite fans decide the set list sucks should be live streamable via YouTube as well. Huzzah. Join them as the elitists bash all the other bands to cover up/project their various insecurities throughout the whole ship, every second of every day of the cruise! Cackle, as Captain Keywork attempts to sell you a membership to his "Coheed Club" of which, he's the only member.
 

There’s way too many comments & posts to sift through. But all comedy gold. 

You can’t just toss that on the table and leave us all hanging.

So fuckin’ happy you posted this. 
 
 

The Coheed cruise touts a full immersive Coheed experience. Which means at least 2 fans are getting poisoned, and 1 is getting their brains bashed in with a hammer. Enjoy! Marvel, as the fan pissing contest takes place on the lower deck. Rejoice, the merch circle jerk is in the boiler room after dark. The mutiny after the elite fans decide the set list sucks should be live streamable via YouTube as well. Huzzah. Join them as the elitists bash all the other bands to cover up/project their various insecurities throughout the whole ship, every second of every day of the cruise! Cackle, as Captain Keywork attempts to sell you a membership to his "Coheed Club" of which, he's the only member.
 

Thnx for the input fam.

No. That was quick!

I eat every record I buy 

Saw them live finally in Chapel Hill with O'Brother and The End Of The Ocean, so good. 

Saw them live finally in Chapel Hill with O'Brother and The End Of The Ocean, so good. 

I got into this hobby to avoid things like 40 minute YouTube videos and words like "workflow." 

If we’re arguing over which is a better sleep aid, I’d agree with you. 

Literally whom?

Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy. 

You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit, bastard.
Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana.
I hope somebody in your family dies soon.

Cool! 3 negative feedbacks for my "potty mouth". Neat 
Hey @JFC1549 :go eat a dick. There's another for you.  Wow! Amazing! 

I was sent a sample of the powder to prove it's effectiveness. 

I did clean a large number of records in a very short time. I fired up Van Halen's 1984 and my Record Doctor V and cleaned A-F of my collection in no time!
FUCK! I have to work a double tomorrow. What am I going to do now? FUCK!

Just when I think VC has lost its luster, a thread like this comes along and proves me dead wrong. The old days might never come back, but y'all are doing the best you can and I for one appreciate the hell out of it.

I'll stick to my tried and true approach...
 

 
 

epic bump

Rip it from the album or just torrent it.  Not that hard