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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH time to party hard and a bonus for the lols:

I keep seeing this at work and have been meaning to pick it up. Good to know it's worth the time.

i gotta be either dead or dreamin' cause look at that pape with my face beamin' tomorrow they may wrap fishes in it but i was a star for one whole minute!

yeah if you buy it at a bar its crazy expensive. There are a few retailers here that carry it though. i first had it while i was over in paris last winter and it was dirt cheap, so coming back to 9 buck charge for the smaller bottle was a shocker. it's a shame really because the peach and raspberry ones are perfect on a hot summer night. sometime i'll splurge and pick one up but it's a rare treat.

favorite fruity beer ever. it's so expensive here though

+ awesome weekend hanging out with mattstrike and co. good conversations, good people, good times and cake out of boobs. -/+ have to work my shit job tonight, hopefully for the last time. no more sticky hands for me. - broke and will be eating peanut butter sandwiches and ramen all week. + it's good to be alive!

there was a bk/facebook promotion where if you defriended 10 people you'd get a coupon for a free meal. you were "sacrificing" them for the king.

going tonight. sooooo stoked on this.

damien rice or bon iver, i'm out like a light no matter how hyped up i was.

+ 1000 posts i guess

I MISS YOU DITTO OBVIOUSLY. i can't believe i missed you and the kittens this weekend. i was so sick it was a disaster. i'll try to stop by yer work before my lease signing tomorrow :-*

if you don't mind going a little late (8:30) come with us!

burgers, drinking in public, watching the roots and fireworks with 1mil other people

+/- work's been keeping me busy + finally not so sickly anymore + we sign the lease to our new apartment tomorrow - NONE of our stuff is packed + we have the whole weekend to move + we close early on the 4th so i have enough time to get down to the parkway for some festivities

also watching donna brazille almost in tears on cnn is weirding me out.

I think Eddie Mac was the first of the three-pack. yep they always come in three's. this is all pretty bizarre.

lulz

thought this was going to be about him dying. he's one old fuck.

+ sweet night last night + got called out of work tonight - my dad is a dick - i'm broke + my mom's boyfriend's daughter got engaged yesterday. she's a sweetheart and it means i have a well catered/open bar wedding to look forward to in the near future

next time dude! we just chilled out, listened to records and had good conversation. solid night, solid people, will hang out with again. A++++++++++++++++

stayed in with my boyfriend tonight. having a few beers, just watched valkykie. it was lame. should have watched fight club.

My sexuality could give a shit less where Elton or George stick their cocks! Here's what really annoys me about the whole "bisexuals just can't decide" crap - WHY do I have to decide? Why is it anyone's business? If I say I am bisexual, that I am attracted to both men and women, who is anybody to argue that? If I am currently in love with and having sexual intercourse with a woman, how does that in any way diminish my attraction to men? I'll let y'all in on a secret: IT DOESN"T DIMINISH IT AT FUCKING ALL! Here's something else to think about: Why is it that people are assumed straight until proven otherwise? Why can't someone consider themselves gay or lesbian even if they've never had sexual intercourse with another partner of the same gender? Do I have to prove that I've fucked a guy and a gal to get my Bisexual Merit Badge? It's ludicrous the way that being gay or lesbian or bisexual is ALWAYS defined by straights as who you've had sex with. Why can't I say, "Well Joe, you're a virgin, so you must be gay."? Sexual intercourse has absolutely nothing to do with sexual orientation. Absolutely nothing. P.S. "Queer" can mean any one of the following, depending on the individual's choice: gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered, transsexual or questioning. P.S.S. On an unrelated note, I find it funny that people are upset that there is a real adult discussion going on instead of going on and on about what color Wiggle repress we're gonna buy or that fucking Keyboard Cat. Fucking hell. i like you. let's make smores.

jim carrey too. eh, eternal sunshine was awesome. i didn't hate him for once.

What's the job? Does this mean no more Rita's? Borders... center city store of course. Nah I'm keeping it around, at least for the time being. They're good people and I don't want to bail without giving them time to hire someone else. Probably should flat out quit since I'm sick of coming home with sticky hands every night.