dante3000

Me?

I'll sell my package for exactly $10 less than whoever wins this one.

A chimpanzee can rip a man apart with its bare hands!

I once deep fried a human baby. It was subpar.

His elbow tufts are my favorite. They make him look like he's going really fast, even when he's not!

Dog harness FTW!

I have no problem with legitimately hot older women. It's this trend where currently every 40+ women with fake boobs and anorexia thinks they're a smoking hot "cougar". No, they're disgusting.

hi? Well, I suppose that would qualify but I meant the series of words, not just "A" word, though yes, that is technically the first line.

I'm just saying, Barry Bonds could have solved that puzzle.

Seriously, I'm glad older women are taking care of themselves. I hope when I'm 50 and my wife is 50 that she has taken care of herself (as have I) and I can say, "Damn, that is one fine 50 year old". WHEN I'M 50. When I'm 27 and in the gym and you come in looking all anorexic with your giant, fake old lady boobs and I can see your ribs in between your breasts that are set just an inch to far apart for nature to have made them, it makes me ill. Women my own age tend to exercise in some sort of stretchy pants and a top, the self perceived "cougars" think it's awesome to wear tiny little shorts and a sports bra (if you're lucky). It's gnarly and unacceptable. When I was a kid we had a term for an old chick that hoped a young guy would toss it in her, they were called "horny old chicks". Just because you're past middle age, not grotesque and want a younger guy to bang you, that does not make you a "cougar" and it doesn't make you hot. It' makes you creepy.

That first line makes me think they want to enhance your penis.

Sometimes the guys on this board creep me out and I don't even have a vagina.

Who knew I'd be able to save three peoples lives all because of "Boy Meets World"?

In the end, I still wish I knew how the chimp made it into the launch tube.

There are few things in life that are finer than a freshly shaven grandpa.

The bear had the upper hand, but then I remembered he was lactose intolerant.

I didn't want to donkey punch her, but it was the only way to stop the bomb. (this is what happens when they put me at the front desk).

It's the "phrases you wished you said more" thread!

Man, back before they were sellouts.

That At The Drive In video does nothing to explain to me why they're so loved. Sure the energy was amazing but I can probably count on one hand the number of correct notes they hit and use the other hand to count the number of words I understood.

Shit...Where can you get this?

Great mail from No Idea. Vinyl: North Lincoln - Midwestern Blood (with CD) Dear Landlord - Dream Homes (with CD) Rvivr - Life Moves 7" (great DIY job by rumbletowne, again) Fake Problems/Ninja Gun - Split (both colors) CD: Cheap Girls - Buy me a drink home Paul and Ginger - Everything Dies baby, that's a fact.

Kennedy made some mistakes for sure and it probably wasn't even until the last 15 years of his life that he actually kind of got shit together. I'm not saying the guy was perfect or even great but he had a huge impact in American politics that will far outlast a car accident that occurred 40 years ago. It's never easy to take a balanced look at a person (especially one as politicized as Kennedy) but there's undeniably a lot of good there.

I got a clear copy I think...Maybe that's turn up the punk...But I have a copy regardless

I like how you people act as if there's anything left to ruin with Catwoman after the first one.