idreamofpunk

the least i can say is this license suspenson has yeilded a song.

Just made $120-ish dollars driving for Uber. Now to resist the urge to spend it all on rekkids.

My girlfriend is awesome.

Woodchuck Chocolate Cider. So good.

My wife can't walk softly at all. It sounds like she's stomping around upstairs constantly.

I have an awesome wife, and we have an awesome girlfriend. Y'all should be so lucky.

And now I just bought a groupon for laser hair removal. Most important $150 I've ever spent.

Told the manager at the pizza place I deliver that I was transgender. TOld me if anyone give me shit, to tell him, and they're gone. Nice to know your boss is supportive to a hefty degree like that. Hope i don't have to do that.

I FINALLY GOT AN ACTUAL NOT-WORK-FROM-HOME JOB!!!!!!!! THAT'S STEADIER THAN SELLING BEER AT FOOTBALL GAMES!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!!!!!

So distracted, I just took ALL my pills for the day without thinking. Wow.

Jesus, why can't I get to bed?

The Lawrence Arms are 2 for 2 in terms of being the kiddo's sleep soundtrack today. ("today" being a very loose definition of the word, as I just put her down.)

Nail color: Drive Logo Pink.

I'm declaring "dude" to be a gender neutral term.

This baby's sleep schedule is so far thrown off that it's in another COUNTRY'S time zone... Shit...

There is no reason for my back to hurt this much.

Today was a rough day. Fucking Hell, it was a rough day.