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  1. VC looks like Yahoo circa 1995.

  2. If facts are facts then why are so many facts fake?

  3. "Sometimes I wish I had a farm where the only pollution is your cigarettes."

  4. I've been on hold with this business for 23 minutes. THEY DON'T CARE!

  5. "The taste you leave is still stuck in my mouth. I want to touch you, want to breathe you, say, 'Fuck you I don't need you - get out... right now.'"

    1. danionly

      danionly

      Wow, it's been forever since I listened to this song!

  6. "The taste you leave is still stuck in my mouth. I want to touch you, want to breathe you. Say, 'Fuck you I don't need you - get out... right now."

  7. The taste you leave is still stuck in my mouth. I want to touch you, want to breathe you; say, "Fuck you I don't need you - get out... right now."

  8. The memories are bittersweet; The taste you leave is still stuck in my mouth. I want to touch you, want to breathe you, Say, "Fuck you I don't need you - get out... right now."

  9. If arsenic fails, try algebra.

  10. We can't all be superheros.

  11. Nobody knows more than I that the less girls know the better they are likely to be.

    1. konk

      konk

      I'll use this the next time she asks "Why didn't you tell me?"

  12. So what if you don't like me? Underneath our skin, we still bleed

    1. drds89

      drds89

      I hope the Russians love their children, too.

  13. don't mean to deceive but it's they who believe they fall in love with the girl they perceive not you

  14. Creeping, down the back street on these...

  15. Peoples lack of reading comprehension befuddles the mind.

    1. abovetheearth

      abovetheearth

      what did the original post say? i just skimmed.

  16. son, that's what bearing witness is.

  17. The heart is a two-headed sperm.

  18. Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess

  19. How about you get your foot of my shoulder, fella?

  20. I'm in love with love and cheap red wine...

    1. kamalatapes
    2. Thrice55

      Thrice55

      If you have a trader joe's, their house red is nice and super cheap

  21. So who's going to watch you die?

  22. Oh, Josephine...what will it take?

  23. I'm trying to do my best, but please don't break my heart.

    1. mmhmm

      mmhmm

      6 days later...heart broken?

    2. somethingvinyl

      somethingvinyl

      It was a song lyric.

  24. You may tire of me as our December's sun is setting because I'm not who I use to be.

  25. Friends are friends forever, if the Lord's the lord of them.

    1. drds89

      drds89

      And a friend will not say never

      'Cause the welcome will not end

    2. somethingvinyl

      somethingvinyl

      Haha. Awesome.

    3. drds89

      drds89

      ...a lifetime's not too long to live as friends. (had to finish it, man!) :D

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