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jack8urt0n

Magic... The darkest magic. My soul swims in it... Scattered across time, trapped in the world of formlessness.
- August 25, 2016
jack8urt0n

Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
- June 25, 2015
jack8urt0n

This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang.
- June 10, 2015
1. aarondltd
  
  Just finally watched Big Trouble in Little China on Friday.
  
  June 14, 2015
jack8urt0n

We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
- February 26, 2015
1. xadamhudsonx
  
  Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
  
  February 26, 2015