sinisterkidd

Srunk

ugh i need this

nah feelings.... hate them. had a not great talk with a girl tonight.

Nah no lyrics. And I was in my shop Friday and they didn't have any

I accidentally shaved half my eyebrow off. Whooooops

ive never had it... but i still wanna try. I have faith in that am crunchwrap

Literally the only things I've been thinking about all day

Srunk?

Yea idk who keeps fucking up on booking her here. But yea, only girl imma go to. And I wanted to go back to Chicago anyways

just bought tickets to go see Iggy in milwaukee. HOLLA

Holla. Have fun in the cities. Maybz we'll cross paths this weekend

bump

why the fuck doesnt etix take paypal

Bump need some money for tickets tomorrow am. Willing to deal also take a look at my tradelist. Mostly up to date

I've never had them in spears... Ugh I'm gunna crave these 5eva now

Ohhhhh my gawd I live fried pickles. Haven't had them in sew long

2 weeks ago I was extremely wasted on a Saturday night. It was pride and I was downtown with a bunch if friends. Bar close comes and we're walking to my friends and I see another friend if mine talking to some girl. She was hott. I walked over to her go wanna make out? Push her up against the wall and did the deed. I guess she was straight tho. But was super into it. I was proud of myself. Then once we got back to my friends apartment a bunch of us were standing outside and there was this giant lawn gnome my friend had been eyeing. It was her bday. So I pulled that sucker outta the ground and was like running to her car like pop the trunk pop the trunk. The thing was super fucking heavy and she was like how the fuck did you pick that up. Annnyways. I think it's in her backseat still. And I thought I was gunna get arrested the next day or something because someone probably saw me.

Why do girls have to get mad when you want to hang out with your friends. Sorry my life doesn't revolve around you bitch.

Floods a comin

Vodka is disgusting and always does me wrong. If I'm drinking liquor it's all about da tequila.

I love you for using the term diddle skittle

Is it 5 yet? Can I be drunk now?

Brb stealing Logan's identity. But jk. Don't have nice enough hair

I'm gunna find it and spend money I don't have on It.

I shall save them for you!!