Aych

holy shit this is the first time I've logged in since November '19. time flies, good god

Why in the hell did my username revert back to the one I signed up with? I changed it for a reason, god dammit.

Aside from taking pills and getting a real job somehow, what's the best way to stop feeling gross and useless?

I don't even care about the snow, I just want a day off tomorrow but it's probably not gonna happen.

My new year's resolution is to see more stand-up comedy shows in 2015 because they're hella fun.

If anyone in the ATL area is looking for New Junk Aesthetic, Criminal has a copy on black vinyl in the used bins as of yesterday afternoon.

Someone who lives close to me should come look through my collection and then give me money for some of them

This is my last full week of college ever. Beyond psyched.

Next week is the last week-long Thanksgiving break I'll ever get, ever. Gotta make it count.

Spending a lot of money on fun stuff is simultaneously hella fun and terrifying.

I have nine days to watch the first three seasons of Falling Skies in their entirety. How's that for summer homework?

Why do Reese's Puffs taste so good?

There are ten empty Diet Dr Pepper cans on my desk that weren't there three days ago. I'm gonna die of aspartame poisioning

I bought new boxers because my dryer broke and I didn't feel like going somewhere else to do my laundry.

Waiting to write my ten-page final paper until the night before it's due was the best idea I've ever had.

Keep my opinions to yourself

lazylabrador finally made their way to VC. I'm actually totally cool with that, because anything they get involved in is going to be hella fun to read.

I am completely exhausted. But apparently not exhausted enough to go to bed before 2am

My summer classes start next week. *groans until next week*

Destroy the Mens Rights Movement!

People die, I don't care; you should see the wall of ambivalence I'm building. I got no love for the living.

Cooked dinner. Picked up plate. Plate slipped out of hand. Half of dinner spilled onto floor/stovetop.

Bless Mtn Dew for FINALLY bottling Baja Blast.

24 hours and one final exam separate me from being done with this semester. That's 24 hours and one final exam too many.

This entire semester has caused me nothing but stress and anxiety. Fuck it, I'm glad it's over.