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I never understood this hashtag phenomenon. I think it looks so stupid when people use it

 

On Twitter, it serves the purpose of categorizing posts.

Everywhere else, it is obnoxious unnecessary bullshit that is trendy for the fuck of it.

I have a coworker who I love dearly, we watch out for each other, I've watched her house and her dog for her before and we get along famously.. she says 'Hashtag Sorry Not Sorry!' in real world situations and it makes me want to stab my own face.

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tril/

noun
noun: trill; plural noun: trills
1.
a quavering or vibratory sound, esp. a rapid alternation of sung or played notes.

 

 

Just goes to show how moronic someone sounds when saying "dude, thats so trill"

 

 

Also, any variation of  'going to get my _______ on'

 

'First world problems'

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Just goes to show how moronic someone sounds when saying "dude, thats so trill"

 

 

Also, any variation of  'going to get my _______ on'

 

'First world problems'

 

To be fair, I think it's actually a combination of the words "true" and "real".  I hate myself just a little bit for knowing that.

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"My bad"  THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!  it's your mistake, not your bad.

"I died" as in i laughed really hard.

"Hater"

when my boss asks me if i "planted the seed" or uses other bullshit corporate lingo like "let's connect about this a little later"  Actually i hate just about everything that my boss says.

"YOLO"

when people blame their poorly trained dogs behaviour on "dominance"  (a work related annoyance for me)

"LOL"

when someone refers to food as "orgasmic"

"eargasim"

when someone calls a guitar an "axe"

or tattoos "tats"

 

I feel like i will need to come back and add to this list after my next shift.  i really hate my job.  and human beings.

 

edit:

Borat impressions.  seriously.  that shit is like 10 years old and wasn't even that funny then.  fucking stop.

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