thepunkguy Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Just read from page 1......................Thanks to everyone in this thread you have provided me with great joy.........i lost my shit around page 26-28 :beer: don't thank us. thank one of the Nicks (or most of them) piky0032 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinji Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 What if senfeld still on TV today? Jery subscribe to VNYL No This Is Patrick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepunkguy Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 What if senfeld still on TV today? Jery subscribe to VNYL happy birthday moz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazHilarant Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I'm having serious name-change regret. It's like I put on a Halloween costume and I can't take it off for 59 more days...' Although I'm loving my new avatar. #carpenters4life Wow, you'll be stuck with that name for like a month after VNYL files for chapter 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondltd Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 happy birthday moz Oops I miss read that email, I was waiting until next week. Happy birthday! Pop Market email says "save the date May 28th" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantark Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 What if senfeld still on TV today? Jery subscribe to VNYL"What's the deal with VNYL? Is it a record subscription service? If so, why can't I return anything? I'm gonna call Nick to find out." No This Is Patrick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalacticMelt Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 "What's the deal with VNYL? Is it a record subscription service? If so, why can't I return anything? I'm gonna call Nick to find out." Ha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuzzersonKillwell Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 There are a few 60 day commitments to a 20 day joke in here. Serious dedication. Sidney Crosley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickmitch Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 What if senfeld still on TV today? Jery subscribe to VNYL I feel like it'd be a failed business idea of Kramer's (such as the homeless rickshaw). JERY: So you charge people $24 to borrow $1 worth of records for a month? KRAME: Yeeeeeeep JERY: Then they send back the ones they don't want? KRAME: You got that right. You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He just moved his mother to a home. Bunch of records, and no space for them. BIGGEST Englebert Humperdink fan there is. Dozens of copies of every album and I didn't have to spend a cent. JERY: So your customers will send back all of them, and you'll have a constant supply of the same crummy records. KRAME: Giddy up! JERY: It's preposterous. It'll never work. And what are these vibes? Is that a hashtag? Do you even know what a hashtag is? KRAME: It's for the kids Jerry. Put a pretty sticker on anything and hashtag a few Instagrams and kids go crazy for it. ELAIN: Are you sure this is legal? KRAME: ....well I guess I just assumed. sacredheart, No This Is Patrick, niblips and 12 others 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I feel like it'd be a failed business idea of Kramer's (such as the homeless rickshaw). JERY: So you charge people $24 to borrow $1 worth of records for a month? KRAME: Yeeeeeeep JERY: Then they send back the ones they don't want? KRAME: You got that right. You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He just moved his mother to a home. Bunch of records, and no space for them. BIGGEST Englebert Humperdink fan there is. Dozens of copies of every album and I didn't have to spend a cent. JERY: So your customers will send back all of them, and you'll have a constant supply of the same crummy records. KRAME: Giddy up! JERY: It's preposterous. It'll never work. And what are these vibes? Is that a hashtag? Do you even know what a hashtag is? KRAME: It's for the kids Jerry. Put a pretty sticker on anything and hashtag a few Instagrams and kids go crazy for it. ELAIN: Are you sure this is legal? KRAME: ....well I guess I just assumed. WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I found it incredible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinji Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 HAHAHA THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepunkguy Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 dear VNYL CLLCTV, I would like to exchange the name: the Real(er) Nick Alt (verified) cause it wasn't worth the money I paid for it. VNYL CLLCTV - we never said anything about exchanges. what are we, Netflix? Just dig the #newnamevibes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyFrosted Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 This thread has renewed my hatred of humanity in a huge way. Kudos to those who blew this thing wide open, that's incredibly refreshing. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for someone to straight up ask Nick Alt for a response to the numerous articles, videos, comments, #badvibes that baldly out him as a shuckster. None of this 'it really hurts when someone doesn't enjoy what I sent them, but sometimes MAGIC happens.' No. The next time someone says 'curated' I might slap them just as a knee-jerk reaction now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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David The Gnome Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I really only have one thing to say about Nick Alt: No This Is Patrick, entendu and sacredheart 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacredheart Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 I feel like it'd be a failed business idea of Kramer's (such as the homeless rickshaw). JERY: So you charge people $24 to borrow $1 worth of records for a month? KRAME: Yeeeeeeep JERY: Then they send back the ones they don't want? KRAME: You got that right. You know my friend Bob Sacamano? He just moved his mother to a home. Bunch of records, and no space for them. BIGGEST Englebert Humperdink fan there is. Dozens of copies of every album and I didn't have to spend a cent. JERY: So your customers will send back all of them, and you'll have a constant supply of the same crummy records. KRAME: Giddy up! JERY: It's preposterous. It'll never work. And what are these vibes? Is that a hashtag? Do you even know what a hashtag is? KRAME: It's for the kids Jerry. Put a pretty sticker on anything and hashtag a few Instagrams and kids go crazy for it. ELAIN: Are you sure this is legal? KRAME: ....well I guess I just assumed. Wow, just wow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No This Is Patrick Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 There's so much win in this thread... I'm running out of upvotes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepunkguy Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 There's so much win in this thread... I'm running out of upvotes... It's amazing how much fun we can have, when we can all agree to hate the same stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 except mr serious pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokimedo Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Question for the Nick Alts... Would you say that VNYL is about people and making the world a better place through synergistic physical music solutions? is that a silicon valley reference? just a normal guy kevin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsWetWilly Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I feel like I've missed out on a great thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Crosley Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 I feel like I've missed out on a great thread. It's far from over. Many of us Nick Alt clones will be around for at least 57 more days... #vnylsforever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Great Qs. I'll bite back a. So far about 35 with signed contracts. Another 10 or 15 in the works. I don't plan on ever repeating an artist. Maybe in special cases but unlikely. b. Like a label with multiple releases going on, I have to start really early. Its all about staying 4 months ahead of release schedule and working with the best people in the industry so the inevitable delays are minimized. c. Thats a great question. Defective or damaged records we will replace. Unwanted records can be returned as long as everything is intact and in good condition. These are all limited runs so we would happily give them a loving home. d. I can but I wont. Honestly, that is only because I really believe in the joy that comes from hearing music for the first time on your turntable. You might even know some of the bands from music blogs or being on the Hype Machine charts. These aren't bands that I found at my local high school talent show. Some are on labels. Some are unsigned. Some are in the middle of some major negotiations. Etc. e. No, I absolutely do not. And I've been waiting for someone to ask because all the similarities are there. We both live in Los Angeles, we both started a vinyl project on Kickstarter (although Vinyl Moon was in the works 5 months before VYNL launched), we are similar ages (I think), and we both have ties to Venice, CA. (Except that I grew up there, he just opened a record store there) We actually changed the whole Vinyl Moon launch strategy after the VYNL sh*t hit the fan just so we could avoid any comparisons or correlations. (If there is a way to private message here then I can tell you a weird story actually) Some people in this thread just seem to be on a misguided witch hunt... VYNL was a terrible idea from the start. While it's not particularly for me, Vinyl Moon is not a bad idea. Comps are always a great way to hear new artists. Good luck keeping everything on time though! That is going to be no small task. TheBurningEar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBurningEar Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 Some people in this thread just seem to be on a misguided witch hunt... VYNL was a terrible idea from the start. While it's not particularly for me, Vinyl Moon is not a bad idea. Comps are always a great way to hear new artists. Good luck keeping everything on time though! That is going to be no small task. Thanks Kurtz! I appreciate it. I can probably keep things on time if I don't keep getting distracted by this brilliant thread. A lot of things here that I just can't say myself at the moment, but great to see others are thinking it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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