dreamover Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 either way people just need to stop preaching their beliefs on others. are facts and beliefs the same thing? asking for a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacredheart Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Came here for jokes, disappointed there were no jokes but was amused none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrewest Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Sure is a lot of beef with this vegan topic... *rimshot* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadreckoning Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Why do hardcore kids wear backpacks at shows? So they dont get stabbed in the back! ...too soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Where do hardcore kids sleep when camping? IN TENTS! THE_James_Champ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 DER JERBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 why did the emo kid wear camouflage? he didn't wanna be scene! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What did the burrito say to the train conductor? Nothing, stupid. Burritos can't talk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What's brown and sticky?! A stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mameeshkamowskwoz Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What kind of car does the emo kid drive?A Saab!What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"?Dr. Dre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What's brown and sticky?! A stick! I lol'ed at this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAXXX Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Q: why did frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend? A: because he had a "crush" on her. *got my joke featured on FOX morning cartoons with this one in the 3rd grade. won a james bond action figure. i was pretty much a celebrity at school that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rransomm Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 Two deer exit a gay bar. One deer says, "I can't believe I just blew forty bucks in there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piky0032 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What do you call a Female Peacock? ......a Peacunt :Beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HybridxReality Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Two deer exit a gay bar. One deer says, "I can't believe I just blew forty bucks in there." This one is good, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HybridxReality Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point that she can no longer remember him. Dominic_ and Black Phillip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 A guy walks into a bar and says ouch. hippielauryn, Black Phillip and aflycon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 hippielauryn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Two cowboys are sitting in an old western bar. One says to the other, "I'll give you $20 to take a sip out of that spittoon, there." The other says, "Sure" and proceeds to chug the entire contents of the spittoon. The cowboy says in disgust, "Jesus fucking Christ, man. You just had to take a sip to win!" The other guy wipes his mouth and says, "I know, but it was all in one clump." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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