rransomm Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Haven't heard an original or a good forgotten classic joke in a while, anybody got anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic_ Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Dead baby jokes are always fun. I know a few too many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Sorry brah. 0/2. There's a search bar up top. If you literally type in "favorite joke" this thread comes up. http://boards.vinylcollective.com/topic/96085-whats-the-funniest-joke-youve-ever-heard/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rransomm Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 Touche. Did that. Didn't see it. It's okay I'll only make this mistake like fourteen more times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rransomm Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 Joke's on me!? Eh? EH?! I'm going away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 A vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. How do I know? Neither of them would shut the fuck up about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 A vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. How do I know? Neither of them would shut the fuck up about it. I read something interesting the other day about why blood mouths always tell this joke // the similar 'how do u know a vegan's at your dinner party' joke. Many times in my life i've been minding my own business at whatever food event, and just putting vegetables and the etc on my plate, when someone questions why I don't have meat. I'll say "I don't eat meat / whatever it is they questioned" and they'll say oh are you vegetarian, and I'll say yes... The questions go from where do you get your protein to I could never be vegan I love cheese too much to don't you miss bacon in a matter of moments. Then someone will tell the above joke and make it seem like I'm the one at fault. What I read seemed to suggest that the reason blood mouths always bring this up is because when there are no vegans in the room, everyone eats everything and there is no divide . As soon as someone doesn't eat meat is there, there is all of a sudden a divide in who does or doesn't eat something, and the meat eaters realize that they are consciously making the choice to eat meat and they feel they need to feel defensive over their actions. I don't know if I completely buy this but it does happen to me a lot...... Since this thread is useless anyways I'm glad to have hijacked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rransomm Posted July 21, 2015 Author Share Posted July 21, 2015 I didn't know that the results are not listed in order of best match, I'm guessing it shows the thread with the most uses of a word before it shows threads that have the word in its title...clever girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I just learned that blood mouths is a real term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcha Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I just learned that blood mouths is a real term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFP Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I read something interesting the other day about why blood mouths always tell this joke // the similar 'how do u know a vegan's at your dinner party' joke. Many times in my life i've been minding my own business at whatever food event, and just putting vegetables and the etc on my plate, when someone questions why I don't have meat. I'll say "I don't eat meat / whatever it is they questioned" and they'll say oh are you vegetarian, and I'll say yes... The questions go from where do you get your protein to I could never be vegan I love cheese too much to don't you miss bacon in a matter of moments. Then someone will tell the above joke and make it seem like I'm the one at fault. What I read seemed to suggest that the reason blood mouths always bring this up is because when there are no vegans in the room, everyone eats everything and there is no divide . As soon as someone doesn't eat meat is there, there is all of a sudden a divide in who does or doesn't eat something, and the meat eaters realize that they are consciously making the choice to eat meat and they feel they need to feel defensive over their actions. I don't know if I completely buy this but it does happen to me a lot...... Since this thread is useless anyways I'm glad to have hijacked it "Blood Mouth?" - come on, give me a break. That is stupid. Do you find "Breeder" an acceptable put down also? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 It's not a put down... I'm a veggie mouth. (also i saw someone use it on facebook and i thought it was funny so I've used it like 2 times in my life now and both were in this thread) edit: i didn't realize there's even a UD definition for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I read something interesting the other day about why blood mouths always tell this joke // the similar 'how do u know a vegan's at your dinner party' joke. Many times in my life i've been minding my own business at whatever food event, and just putting vegetables and the etc on my plate, when someone questions why I don't have meat. I'll say "I don't eat meat / whatever it is they questioned" and they'll say oh are you vegetarian, and I'll say yes... The questions go from where do you get your protein to I could never be vegan I love cheese too much to don't you miss bacon in a matter of moments. Then someone will tell the above joke and make it seem like I'm the one at fault. What I read seemed to suggest that the reason blood mouths always bring this up is because when there are no vegans in the room, everyone eats everything and there is no divide . As soon as someone doesn't eat meat is there, there is all of a sudden a divide in who does or doesn't eat something, and the meat eaters realize that they are consciously making the choice to eat meat and they feel they need to feel defensive over their actions. I don't know if I completely buy this but it does happen to me a lot...... Since this thread is useless anyways I'm glad to have hijacked it this is so true. Fucking annoying too. I've been vegan longer than I've been at my job. I go out to lunch with people all the time and a vast majority of people I know have no idea I'm a vegan. The ones that do, sometimes give me shit but the only time I feel the need to "talk about it" is when they spout off bullshit like "you need meat protein" or "cows are bad for the environment". Or my new least favorite thing idiots say, "did you hear? plants have feelings. guess you can't eat plants now!" As time goes on, we end up having more respectful conversations and it's cool. I ate meat most of my life and it took me years to really finally decide to go to a vegan diet, so I don't judge those who do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I just learned that blood mouths is a real term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I read something interesting the other day about why blood mouths always tell this joke // the similar 'how do u know a vegan's at your dinner party' joke. Many times in my life i've been minding my own business at whatever food event, and just putting vegetables and the etc on my plate, when someone questions why I don't have meat. I'll say "I don't eat meat / whatever it is they questioned" and they'll say oh are you vegetarian, and I'll say yes... The questions go from where do you get your protein to I could never be vegan I love cheese too much to don't you miss bacon in a matter of moments. Then someone will tell the above joke and make it seem like I'm the one at fault. What I read seemed to suggest that the reason blood mouths always bring this up is because when there are no vegans in the room, everyone eats everything and there is no divide . As soon as someone doesn't eat meat is there, there is all of a sudden a divide in who does or doesn't eat something, and the meat eaters realize that they are consciously making the choice to eat meat and they feel they need to feel defensive over their actions. I don't know if I completely buy this but it does happen to me a lot...... Since this thread is useless anyways I'm glad to have hijacked it Oh my god, literally nobody cares. We get it, you're above people who eat meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Jesus christ bahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batman Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Easy pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konk Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 I don't think veggie mouth is the same as blood mouth. I wonder what fruitarians call vegans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 IM A BANANA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Oh my god, literally nobody cares. We get it, you're above people who eat meat. See, that's the thing... I don't. I just want to eat my fucking food in peace. When someone starts talking to me about veganism, I keep things completely civil and one sided until they start being a dick about it. People who aren't vegan seem to care about it SO MUCH MORE. I don't understand how my choice not to consume or use animal products is such a big deal to those who do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 It's not a big deal. The point is you ARE the joke. Someone repeated a well known joke about vegans and crossfitters and you came out of the woodwork with a 3 paragraph post calling out "blood mouths" (side note: fucking lol) and defending your right to eat veggies in peace. You ARE the joke - you get that right? Black Phillip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Ohhhh i get it! it's really funny to be vegan. thanks for clarifying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Haha now you're just vegan AND stupid. cambionic, nancy_raygun and Black Phillip 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Why are you so hostile and heated over this? Did calling you a blood mouth really offend you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooks Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Dude, if you think this is heated you're really missing the point... I was saying there's no reason to be upset and post a three paragraph response about veganism. I'm saying "no one cares" as in "no one minds, that you are vegan" I think you are missing the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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