Bu$hleaguer Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, justincb said: You mean like a nazi "shower?" Too soon? Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justincb Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Someone suggested he burn his head in a gas oven, but why not gas himself instead? I agree it wasn't in very good taste to bring up the nazis, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatMrY Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Guys, stop trying to take the piss out of this guy's post. Everyone knows you have to drink the windex and the chemical reaction caused inside you produces the best record cleaner in your actual piss. C'mon guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantark Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 What's next? Wood glue? coreystevens88 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highfives Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Goddamn, you guys are savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 1 hour ago, justincb said: If there was such a band, it probably not be very good. Dead wrong. davepriz, highfives, Eliminator Jr. and 12 others 14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecayToDeath Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, Derek™ said: Dead wrong. Here's the man with wax like God's shoeshine WAXXX, Rip, Shelby and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 48 minutes ago, justincb said: Someone suggested he burn his head in a gas oven, but why not gas himself instead? I agree it wasn't in very good taste to bring up the nazis, though. Nobody suggested he burn his head. Gas was the correct assumption, but to Godwin's Law me? Lame. It was a kill yourself joke, not a Nazi joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justincb Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Clean it with vodka. Now, I'll dismiss this case for the lack of whisky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattiktpq Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I usually bulk clean my records in my dishwasher. I can fit almost 30 LPs on the bottom and about 10 7-inchers on the top. If you have a dishwasher yourself, I highly recommend it. Just make sure you fill the detergent compartment with premium gasoline. scottheisel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I just want to take a moment to appreciate the fact that the OP uploaded a generic "blank avatar" avatar instead of using the default one that the boards assign. davepriz, grizzlyfoz, Rip and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelby Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Derek™ said: Dead wrong. Cleaner Dan Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes to the supermarket drinks bleach and gets clean He's gonna clean the floor He stops with his cleanup puts his eyes to the floor And says "I cleaned mine but I want more" Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes to the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean He goes to the windows, fires his windex in the sky And says, "God if I have to clean I will do it right" Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes the the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean I didn't move to the records, the records moved to me And I clean them desperately Can't clean it, not even with windex Can't get that record flipped over Standing smelling like ass Cleaning nothing You know we need liquid soap to clean Whenever you are mopping you're just moving the ground Whenever you are dusting you're just moving it around Where ever you clean you're just looking down Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes to the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean He's gonna clean the flooooor He stops with his cleanup puts his eyes to the floor And says "I cleaned mine but I want more" Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes to the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean He goes to the windows, fires his windex in the sky And says, "God if I have to clean I will do it right" Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes the the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean I didn't move to the records, the records moved to me And I clean them desperately Can't clean it, not even with windex Can't get that record flipped over Edited August 25, 2017 by Sunshine davepriz, aju2streets, Rip and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, Sunshine said: Cleaner Dan Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes to the supermarket drinks bleach and gets clean He's gonna clean the floor He stops with his cleanup puts his eyes to the floor And says "I cleaned mine but I want more" Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes to the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean He goes to the windows, fires his windex in the sky And says, "God if I have to clean I will do it right" Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes the the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean I didn't move to the records, the records moved to me And I clean them desperately Can't clean it, not even with windex Can't get that record flipped over Standing smelling like ass Cleaning nothing You know we need liquid soap to clean Whenever you are mopping you're just moving the ground Whenever you are dusting you're just moving it around Where ever you clean you're just looking down Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes to the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean He's gonna clean the flooooor He stops with his cleanup puts his eyes to the floor And says "I cleaned mine but I want more" Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes to the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean He goes to the windows, fires his windex in the sky And says, "God if I have to clean I will do it right" Well, Cleaner Dan's a major player in the cleaning scene He goes the the bedroom shower stinks and gets clean I didn't move to the records, the records moved to me And I clean them desperately Can't clean it, not even with windex Can't get that record flipped over THE_James_Champ and davepriz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardboard_Robot Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Wow. So glad I found this post. A few replies in and I was pretty much laughing out loud at work. It's been a rough night, now I feel reinvigorated. I find it hard to believe this was the first record that Windex ruined for the OP. Been doing this for a while? Really? I guess maybe they changed the formula on you? BTW. Where are all the cat memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roandy55 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 THE_James_Champ, aju2streets, Metal Mike and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 10 hours ago, kjkenney said: Neither, SIR. Give me Russian equivalent Windex or give me death. Or Mr Sparkle. Shit works wonders on my floppy vinyl disks I love Mr. Sparkle. The logo looks like my friend Homer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_James_Champ Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 9 hours ago, justincb said: You mean like a nazi "shower?" Can we not? Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MicLima Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 I usually just run mine under the faucet, avoiding the label of course, then wipe clean with a paper towel (Bounty, not that cheap shit). Mattiktpq 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freedumb Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Some music to listen to whilst cleaning yer vie-nilz. WAXXX, THE_James_Champ, niblips and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
74R Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 It's posts like this that remind me I need to visit VC more frequently. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War-Admirator Posted August 25, 2017 Author Share Posted August 25, 2017 (edited) OP here, hahahahahahahahaha omg you guys are amazing, literally laughing out loud over here, some of them are comedy gold!! Also, that's some serious artwork right here... 11 hours ago, Derek™ said: Dead wrong. FYI I didnt, it came like that, mabye bc I signed up via Twitter: 8 hours ago, Derek™ said: I just want to take a moment to appreciate the fact that the OP uploaded a generic "blank avatar" avatar instead of using the default one that the boards assign. On a serious note, I didn't come up with that by myself, my local vinyl store recommended it, seen them do it as well, and I've been cleaning my vinyl (old and new) with Windex for 2 years now, never had any complaints, they actually always sound(ed) great afterwards. Soo idk what happened on this one, must've used a different brand than all the other times. Either way, can I get any honest ideas on what to do with this one, I suppose there's residue on it, any careful way to remove that? Edited August 25, 2017 by War-Admirator davepriz, daegor, kjkenney and 11 others 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 (edited) OP took all that razzing and followed it up with a great lighthearted response. Well done, welcome to VC good friend To answer your question: the damage is possibly already done, but the best you can do is clean it properly with record cleaning fluid and and remove whatever Windex residue is left on there. Edited August 25, 2017 by Tommy highfives, daegor, Rip and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highfives Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 This thing turned around like no other thread ever. Is it fucking opposite day or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 1 hour ago, highfives said: This thing turned around like no other thread ever. Is it fucking opposite day or something? Nah, that's just what happens when you're a good sport with thick skin. Unfortunately it's the internet so you just never really see it. Shelby and Tommy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unknown pleasures Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 (edited) The German equivalent to Modest Mouse: Edited August 25, 2017 by unknown pleasures davepriz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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