mattramone Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Maybe it's just me, but it seems like girls with sternum tats are like an expressway to catching a penis disease. Nothing turns me on less except for a lower lip or snakebite piercing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 Oh, and there's an extremely hilarious one over on the epitaph blog - http://www.epitaphblog.com/?p=410#more-410 Why would you get a music related tattoo for an artist 1) as jaw droppingly shitty as Escape the Fate or 2) not broken up or dead? I love Ted Leo, but that motherfucker is going to be in the ground before I get ink professing my love. You never know who's going to go crazy or become completely lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 You crazy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 You crazy? Crazy like a fox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 True story, there was a nu-metal band around here that were awful and some girl had their logo tattooed on her chest. I can't remember exactly what it was but it came up the sternum and curved over the tops of her boobs. Now the band is broken up and she has that bullshit forever...Ewww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 haha, content is important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 jesus christ, that is the worst tattoo i have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 You think lip piercings are terrible? My friend Laura has one on whichever side, I forget, and I think it looks hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 wow. I guess I'm in the minority when I say I find these very attractive. Of course it has to be done right. The one you showed is too large (going around the curves of her boobs like that looks awful) and an escape the fate tattoo? C'mon!! But I saw a girl at a party once who had this very colorful sternum tattoo, I pretty much fell in love. Also, I like SOME lip piercings, but most girls go way over the top with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmonaut Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 I agree that sternum tattoos aren't that hot on most girls, but I LOVE chicks with ink on their upper arms (1/4 sleeves and the like) and on the back of their shoulder blades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Okay, but the lower back is fucking disgusting. I can't even watch porn with girls with that kind of tatoo, soooo trashy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 Okay, but the lower back is fucking disgusting.I can't even watch porn with girls with that kind of tatoo, soooo trashy. Who's that porno star with the really gross tats on the back of her calves? The laced up boots tattoo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 you're asking me like I know a lot about porn. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattramone Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 you're asking me like I know a lot about porn.haha Haha I figured since we're all dorks, at least someone would know their pornstars by hard...er, heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 All I can think about when I see chest pieces on girls is "man, what's that gonna look like when she's 50?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 All I can think about when I see chest pieces on girls is "man, what's that gonna look like when she's 50?" yeah. that + sleeve(s) and tattoos in many other places = my worst nightmare. that being said, i'm going to be one hell of a terrible looking 50 year old tattooed man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zachobbs Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 I have a female friend who is really, REALLY cute, and I told her that is just ever got a bitchin chest-piece or sleeved out one of her arms, i would propose to her right then and there. because I am a shitty, shallow person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Chest pieces are Hot. Who in the hell said they were "Sternum Tattoos". i till recently never heard anyone call them this. I guess with the popularity of chest pieces by women, that they had to come up with some placement word. And i worked in a tattoo shop for years without any mention of them. Hmmm. Nick, Chest pieces, depending on the complexity of the tattoo, can still look good. My aunt has a sailer jerry/ old school style tattoo design on her chest w/ roses and whatnot, and it looks fine.. and she got hers in the early 70's so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Well it's really just a matter of taste/opinion, I guess. I personally prefer girls without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Well it's really just a matter of taste/opinion, I guess. I personally prefer girls without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Well it's really just a matter of taste/opinion, I guess. I personally prefer girls without. i was just talking about how the tattoos would look.. not so much the fact that they would have them... my bad. For me personally, i it doesn't really matter. Chest piece or not, A semi-descent looking girl with a awesome attitude and no tattoos trumps a hot chic with a extremely rude and shitty attitude. Just my opinion though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Chest piece or not, A semi-descent looking girl with a awesome attitude and no tattoos trumps a hot chic with a extremely rude and shitty attitude. Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swank Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 All I can think about when I see chest pieces on girls is "man, what's that gonna look like when she's 50?" Do you think the same thing about their boobs? cause...yeah. same deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 All I can think about when I see chest pieces on girls is "man, what's that gonna look like when she's 50?" Do you think the same thing about their boobs? cause...yeah. same deal. Well that's to be expected...it's nature, there's not much that can be done about that aside from some kind of augmentation. Tattoos, however, are entirely optional. I just think most girls that get these big, elaborate chest pieces/sleeves are only thinking about how it looks right now, and not 10, 20, 30 years down the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncingsoles123 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Yeah, but I'm sure they expect to be married thirty years down the road and do old women wear low cut shirts? Jus sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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