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Introducing "The Bottom" - a new artisanal 45 adapter.

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After countless design concepts and several years of prototyping, I'm proud to introduce you to the world's most beautiful 45 record adapter: "The Bottom"




This heirloom quality piece is hand cast by a team of tweakers, ex-Dandy Warhols roadies and lesbian librarians at our production facility located under a bridge in sunny Portland, Oregon, USA.


It's machined to extremely tight specifications, ensuring a very snug fit. We guarantee you'll have the most pleasurable vinyl listening experience of your life when using our high quality product - a product you'll surely want to pass down to younger generations.


Please support our efforts by visiting www.thistotallyisntreallyjustabuttplug.com and read more about our mission as well as some of the charities we contribute a portion of our proceeds to, like Hayley's Club™ - a foundation whose goal it is to clothe needy children in the villages of Bolivia using unsold Paramore tour merch.


"Bottom's" up!!!

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