hankmurphy Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Homer: "Spider poison is people poison?!?!?!" Milhouse: "I wasn't scared, I was just peeing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Mrs. Lovejoy: Uh... excuse me? But this is not about love. This is about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N. Krusty: Sex cauldren??!! I thought they shut that place down. Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. Milhouse: My feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry. Everything's coming up Milhouse! Jimbo: Shoplifting's a victimless crime. Nelson: Like punching someone in the dark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I for a long time said the newer Simpsons sucked, and they do compared to the old ones, but they are still funny whenever I watch them. I have all the DVDs and I didn't think I would go past season 7 or 8 but the jokes in them, especially with the commentary, are still fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richiebullets Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 ron howard: "do i smell vodka and wheatgrass?" homer: "it's called a lawnmower...i invented it...do you want one?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 "Beer: the solution to and cause of all of the world's problems" Best...quote...ever! wrong, wrong, wrong. it's "To ALCOHOL: The Cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Flanders: Hey Homie, I can see your doodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 ron howard: "do i smell vodka and wheatgrass?"homer: "it's called a lawnmower...i invented it...do you want one?" it's about a killer robot driving instructer that travels back in time for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richiebullets Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 ron howard: "do i smell vodka and wheatgrass?"homer: "it's called a lawnmower...i invented it...do you want one?" it's about a killer robot driving instructer that travels back in time for some reason. ron: and it builds to a dramatic climax when he has to chose weither his best friend lives or dies... brian granger: meh... ron: his best friend's a talking pie... brain granger: you've done it again ron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 this whole thread is a +1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrett2859 Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 How am I just finding out about this thread? Skinner: Oh oh. Two independent thought alarms in one day. The students are overstimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms. Willie: I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?! That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! Arnie Pie: I dont have a mirror that can see into people's souls, Kent, but if I did, yours would be black, Kent, black as the ace of spades! Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? Lunch Lady Doris: Possibly the meat loaf. Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country! Homer: Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk. Principal Skinner: Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. EDIT: Had to put this last one in: Comic Book Guy: Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Burns: "I haven't seen so many drugs in a wang since I ran a Chinese opium den." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Groundskeeper Willie: Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease? Lunchlady Doris: Yes, yes I do. Groundskeeper Willie: THAN GREASE ME UP WOMAN! Lunchlady Doris: Okey dokie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 All my life I've had one dream; to achieve my many goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booyahachieved Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. I play Steve. hankmurphy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Got a new tattoo yesterday. My arm will be banished to the land of wind and ghosts. hankmurphy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 mr. sparkle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booyahachieved Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Man, that is flagrant false advertising! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadreckoning Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 ah, sweet ralph wiggum "My cat's breath smells like catfood." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brock Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 What do you mean you lost him? He could have fallen into one of these machines! Oh my god that's his lucky red hat... He's a box, my boy's a box! DAMN YOU, A BOX!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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