martyk36 Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 at the DMV mad boss: whose cigarettes are those? homer: they are mine, i am in flavor country mad boss: both of them?!?! homer: yea, its a big country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 While you live in this house, you will obey our rules! Now butter up that bacon! But dad, my heart hurts. Hold on, bacon up that sausage boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave4444 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? THAT"S BECAUSE YOU WERE DRUNK! Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 (news guy) ...here's Kent Brockman (Kent Brockman) -ent Brockman, outside the courtroom... That cutoff intro is one of my favorite subtle jokes they've ever done. I think the commentary has a great reaction to it as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Man Taking Picture: Don't worry momma, I can put a smile on baby's face. Okay sugarplum, it's time to meet Mr. Funny Voice.....INHALES BALLOON... Hello! I ah....Oh, it's just air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boizee Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "What's your first name, Mr. Burns?" "I don't know." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boizee Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fa-laming." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 There are soooo many....hmmmm.... "My daddy keeps a sandwich in his holster" - Ralph Wiggum Professor Frink: "As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field. The candy, known as 77X42....where the hell's the candy?" Homer with mouth "imploded": "I-unno" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidamnesiac Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 what's a battle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafmx Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 "Beer: the solution to and cause of all of the world's problems" um isn't it... "to alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" ?? homer "mmmm 64 slices of american cheese." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesack18 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 willy - "grease me up woman!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbanargyle Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 "I don't want to look like a weirdo....I'll take the muumuu." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Homer (thinking Bart has been made into a box): Marge, I have some horrible, bone chilling, news! Marge: Oh my god, what? Bart (walks in): Hey. Homer: Oh...nothing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenontheradio Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 mountain dew or crab juice? aghhh...ughhh...bleckk... i'll take a crab juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night. Wiggum: The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's restaurant. I've never heard of it either, but they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone. Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight. Lou: You know, the funniest thing though, it's the little differences. Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese. Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it? Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese. Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages? Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes." Eddie: Huh, shakes. You don't know what you're gettin'. Dominic_ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenontheradio Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 ^HAHAHA yes, great episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element101 Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Can anyone get me a picture of the Sad Kangaroo in the Apu's Octuplets episode? I've been looking fo that for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 homer: ahh, the last peanut. covered in the grease and salt of its departed brothers *drops it, searches under couch, pulls out money* homer: awww, 20 dollars, i wanted a peanut homer's mind: 20 dollars can buy you lots of peanuts homer: explain how homer's mind: money can be exchanged for good and services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 homer: ahh, the last peanut. covered in the grease and salt of its departed brothers*drops it, searches under couch, pulls out money* homer: awww, 20 dollars, i wanted a peanut homer's mind: 20 dollars can buy you lots of peanuts homer: explain how homer's mind: money can be exchanged for good and services i love that one. especially since most of the time when the go to homer's brain it usually has nothing productive or hepful to say, and when they go to it visually its always cows dancing around a maypole or monkeys jumping around making a ton of noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Homer - "Outta my way jerkass!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 GENTLEMAN, START YOUR WHACKING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 homer: i gotta go to the ballet lenny: yea, you're gonna go see the bear in the car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 "to alcohol...the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" ?? yeah, i think so as my brother has a beer mug with that on it... Homer: [on phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Marge: Homer! Watch your mouth! Homer: Aw, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening. [hangs up] Lisa: We're not weiners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 Marge trying to get Homer to go to NY: "Well of course you're going to have bad memories of New York if you only remember the pimps and the c.h.u.d.s." guy on the tv: and if you're not into Chicken homer: No No I'm into Chicken! guy on tv: how about wild boar? or Swordfish? or hippo? homer: mmm hippo Trent Steel: Max Power great name Homer/max: thanks I got it off a hair dryer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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