dante3000 Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 It's the "phrases you wished you said more" thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 I didn't want to donkey punch her, but it was the only way to stop the bomb. (this is what happens when they put me at the front desk). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 The bear had the upper hand, but then I remembered he was lactose intolerant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 There are few things in life that are finer than a freshly shaven grandpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 In the end, I still wish I knew how the chimp made it into the launch tube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Share Posted August 26, 2009 Who knew I'd be able to save three peoples lives all because of "Boy Meets World"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robotnerd Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 it works with the turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 If you'd stop rubbing it for a second I could probably give you a more accurate diagnosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'm just saying, Barry Bonds could have solved that puzzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisisahiijack Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 so i says to the guy "bitch, they're supposed to be green, now get the hell out of my kitchen" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawbroken Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 so then i found out that their babysitter had been smoking crack at the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoosdonthurt Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Honest, Officer, that midget was on fire when I got here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 A chimpanzee can rip a man apart with its bare hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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