dante3000 Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Seriously, I'm glad older women are taking care of themselves. I hope when I'm 50 and my wife is 50 that she has taken care of herself (as have I) and I can say, "Damn, that is one fine 50 year old". WHEN I'M 50. When I'm 27 and in the gym and you come in looking all anorexic with your giant, fake old lady boobs and I can see your ribs in between your breasts that are set just an inch to far apart for nature to have made them, it makes me ill. Women my own age tend to exercise in some sort of stretchy pants and a top, the self perceived "cougars" think it's awesome to wear tiny little shorts and a sports bra (if you're lucky). It's gnarly and unacceptable. When I was a kid we had a term for an old chick that hoped a young guy would toss it in her, they were called "horny old chicks". Just because you're past middle age, not grotesque and want a younger guy to bang you, that does not make you a "cougar" and it doesn't make you hot. It' makes you creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flicker Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 fuck you dante! you are way off base here. do not taint the good name of cougars. your problem is with ugly old women. which i fully support. i, on the other hand, would love to see more cougars like jane seymour, julia louis dreyfus, and my roomate's smoking hot mom. fuck you! moar cougars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted August 27, 2009 Author Share Posted August 27, 2009 fuck you dante!you are way off base here. do not taint the good name of cougars. your problem is with ugly old women. which i fully support. i, on the other hand, would love to see more cougars like jane seymour, julia louis dreyfus, and my roomate's smoking hot mom. fuck you! moar cougars! I have no problem with legitimately hot older women. It's this trend where currently every 40+ women with fake boobs and anorexia thinks they're a smoking hot "cougar". No, they're disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettall Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I also find that most of those women have the faces of Dog The Bounty Hunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 I also find that most of those women have the faces of Dog The Bounty Hunter. hahaha... gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Being that I'm near Newport Beach, land of the Cougar I can see where Dante and Flicker are coming from on this issue. Too many get bad plastic surgery and look worse than Joan Rivers if she had DDs. On the other hand you have the high quality ones and they're perfectly fine. Something to be said for dressing somewhat age appropriate but if you've taken care of yourself you can flaunt it a bit. Problem is, no one is realistic with themselves about their appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Seriously, I'm glad older women are taking care of themselves. I hope when I'm 50 and my wife is 50 that she has taken care of herself (as have I) and I can say, "Damn, that is one fine 50 year old". WHEN I'M 50.When I'm 27 and in the gym and you come in looking all anorexic with your giant, fake old lady boobs and I can see your ribs in between your breasts that are set just an inch to far apart for nature to have made them, it makes me ill. Women my own age tend to exercise in some sort of stretchy pants and a top, the self perceived "cougars" think it's awesome to wear tiny little shorts and a sports bra (if you're lucky). It's gnarly and unacceptable. When I was a kid we had a term for an old chick that hoped a young guy would toss it in her, they were called "horny old chicks". Just because you're past middle age, not grotesque and want a younger guy to bang you, that does not make you a "cougar" and it doesn't make you hot. It' makes you creepy. if they're old and ugly, they're not cougars. no matter how hard they try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Cougars do not exist in Pittsburgh. Just fat chicks in Steeler jerseys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 worse then kids with mullets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I used to work in a cougar bar when I lived in Toronto. I was young (20) thin (180lbs) and reasonably attractive. In other words, cougar bait. I made a fucking killing. I worked Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday afternoon. Just in tips, I'd make well over $400 for those three shifts. So I love cougars. Even the nasty ones. Their money is just as green as the rest. I always got at least one phone number per shift -- sometimes 2 or 3. I never called any of them. In hindsight, I should have. I would have been doing a public service - like doing a crossword puzzle with an elderly man at a nursing home or something. Once, there was this guy who was sitting by himself - a regular. I came over and brought him his drink. He said he'd give me $50 if I brought a drink to this cougar sitting across the bar for him and ask her if she'd go over and sit with him. I did. She did. He gave me $50 on top of my usual tip when they left together an hour later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I think you all know what I do with cougars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I think you all know what I do with cougars. This might be my favorite post in the history of the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 when i went with scott to the bosstones nye show in providence i was invited to a threesome with a divorcee and a woman who's husband just died... creepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 when i went with scott to the bosstones nye show in providence i was invited to a threesome with a divorcee and a woman who's husband just died... creepy WHAT? How had I never heard about this until NOW? It should be pointed out that this is the same night that Flood met Tracy Morgan and didn't know who it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 when i went with scott to the bosstones nye show in providence i was invited to a threesome with a divorcee and a woman who's husband just died... creepy WHAT? How had I never heard about this until NOW? It should be pointed out that this is the same night that Flood met Tracy Morgan and didn't know who it was. How's TM not gonna know who Flood is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Tracy Morgen was seeing MMBT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damagdsole Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 this is a trend now? this has pretty much always been the case when i was in college we used to go to this bar every year opening day of hunting season. all these hot milfs would be there whose husbands were away hunting. all i know is thirtysomething babes know how to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Cougars do not exist in Pittsburgh. Just fat chicks in Steeler jerseys. HOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boizee Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I hooked up with a cougar a few times...she's 45 with a great set of fakes. It was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Didn't feel like tossing a hot dog down a hallway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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