Jump to content

Zombieland. Don't read if you haven't seen.


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 72
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • 1 year later...

i was at target with my mom the other day, she saw this movie, asked me if i owned it, i told her no i didnt but i liked it, and she told me i needed to own it and she was buying it for me for my birthday.

this is also the same woman who called me when i was at college to tell me she had just bought me 'house of 1000 corpses' because she thought it looked like something i'd like. i'm not sure what they says about either of us.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i was at target with my mom the other day, she saw this movie, asked me if i owned it, i told her no i didnt but i liked it, and she told me i needed to own it and she was buying it for me for my birthday.

this is also the same woman who called me when i was at college to tell me she had just bought me 'house of 1000 corpses' because she thought it looked like something i'd like. i'm not sure what they says about either of us.

Listen, I'll be honest...I'm just gonna throw it out there...I wanna hang out with your mom. She seems cool.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

i was at target with my mom the other day, she saw this movie, asked me if i owned it, i told her no i didnt but i liked it, and she told me i needed to own it and she was buying it for me for my birthday.

this is also the same woman who called me when i was at college to tell me she had just bought me 'house of 1000 corpses' because she thought it looked like something i'd like. i'm not sure what they says about either of us.

Listen, I'll be honest...I'm just gonna throw it out there...I wanna hang out with your mom. She seems cool.

you have no idea how many times people have said that to me, ahahaha.

i wish you were on facebook. then you could see my ridiculous mom/dad quotes i regularly post as status updates. it's like 'shit my dad says' in real life. ...except funny.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Listen, I'll be honest...I'm just gonna throw it out there...I wanna hang out with your mom. She seems cool.

you have no idea how many times people have said that to me, ahahaha.

i wish you were on facebook. then you could see my ridiculous mom/dad quotes i regularly post as status updates. it's like 'shit my dad says' in real life. ...except funny.

Hahaha...well, that'd be my only reason for fathebook. Perhaps I might jump on one day, read your quotes, then deactivate it.

Also, your padre and mi padre can have a quote-off because he's pretty close to a redneck, perhaps even a 'classy' redneck, but says some STUPID shit that never leaves my mind.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share




×

AdBlock Detected

spacer.png

We noticed that you're using an adBlocker

Yes, I'll whitelist