bruins4ever Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I like my women like a like my curtains, open and a lot of flaps. Next word: Pencil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullflip Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 i like my women like i like my pencil, dull, never have a point, with bite marks all over next word: capitalism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I like my women like I like capitalism: willing to steal my virginity. And with that: Epitaph Records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesupervillain Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I like my women like I like Epitaph Records, a little dirty and hardcore to start out with, but the more time that passes, the more open to new things they get. Sea urchins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 i like my women like i like my sea urchins, okay with a little prick leather coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 cj fucking owns this thread. dude this is clearly your comedic forte. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 i like my women like i like my sea urchins, okay with a little prickleather coat I like my women like I like my leather coats, skinned and worn on my back. prostate cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstar71888 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I like my women like my prostate cancer...always a pain in the ass. men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillhole Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I like my women like I like my men -- as far away from my ass as possible. lazyboy recliner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 cj fucking owns this thread. dude this is clearly your comedic forte. +1 i think this is my favorite thread of all time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkrock Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 I like my women like I like my lazyboy recliner: old and broken in, with some very visible scratches but still able to bend at my will. j-pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I like my women like I like my J-pop: young, Asian and willing to let Andrew W.K. have his way with her. Thread bumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I like my women like my thread bumps: What's old is new again. 60 is the new 20. I forgot to say a thing. Let's get topical in this bitch: The World Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I like my women like the world cup, kicking my balls around and blowing my Vuvuzela. Cook books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fourfourtwo Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I like my women like I like my cookbooks - in the kitchen. Picture Frames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 i like my women like i like my picture frames - hung up and not moving. #2 pencils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 i like my women like i like my #2 pencils... with a rubber in case i make a mistake. power tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 ^i see what you did there. then i lold. I like my men like I like my power tools... heavy, loud, and so big I need to use both hands. Belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I like my women like I like my belts. When I lose weight, I have to put extra holes in them. Barack Obama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I like my women like I like Barack Obama: ignoring the gushing. Brokencyde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 I like my women like I like my brokencyde... tight pants, feathered hair and sucking Scott's dick for a good review in AP Lunchboxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I like my women like I like my lunchbox. Jammed in with a juice box, a bag of fruit snacks, a bologna sandwich, and a thermos full of lukewarm spaghetti-o's. A thermos full of lukewarm spaghetti-o's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 I like my women like I like my thermos full of lukewarm spaghetti-o's... pretty much the only thing grandma can still munch on without putting her teeth back in. Keanu Reeves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smailtronic Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I like my women like I like my Keanu Reeves. Whoa. printers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I like my women like I like my printer, broken in a box in my basement. Millencolin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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