danthemjfan23 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 just sent me this e-mail: Hello. You the beautiful man. I want to tell about myself some. I'm pleasant, kind, beautiful girl. I'm hope that we can find the general interests. I'm like sport, a beach.Im like to cook. I hope you will like my food. I want to communicate via e-mail. My e-mail: [email protected] love, Anna. updates to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 oh good. please make this awesomely hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Haha, not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 also POST NOODZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I know we only ever hung out once so forgive me if I'm overstepping some boundaries, but dude, this is the girl for you. Sounds like a perfect match! Go for it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 I'm like sport, a beach. i need to incorporate that into my next haiku. it's probably my favorite thing i've read in a LONG time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 "I'm like sport, a beach." spambot, why can't you be real? you're perfect for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 "I'm like sport, a beach."spambot, why can't you be real? you're perfect for me. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 craigslist love in its finest form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Get all up ons, bro. Show her some beach sports, if you know what I'm saying. Intercourse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Get all up ons, bro. Show her some beach sports, if you know what I'm saying.Intercourse. just choked on my water drank. +1 when i can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 You need to put a ring on it, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 if i like it then i better put a ring on it. if i like it then i better put a ring on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Uh oh oh oh oh ohhhh oh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I hope this one works out for you dan.. I really do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borosel Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 lock that up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockvinyl25 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 fuckin dan the man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I wish spam bots would send me love letters via email! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrett2859 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerrr Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 I'd hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djones0930 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 See if she's kinky enough to try the 'charleston chew'...mmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiopride Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 gotta make sure she is DTF dan, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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