April 22, 2010

[djones0930]

Read this

NJ couple names kid 'Adolf'

[circlingvultures]

even if they had normal names, those kids are fucking doomed.

[kittenmittons]

if the only reason they were really taken away is because of the names, this story is bullshit. stupid people have kids all the time and name them Mercedes and Alimony and shit, this is just a racist variety of stupidity that's contributing to the inevitable real life Idiocracy. #upgrayedd

[stranaspank]

http://www.slackers.co.za/uploads/20090805/baby-hitler-eliminates-the-juice.jpg

[stranaspank]

I suck at posting pics

[aviolentworld]

even if they had normal names, those kids are fucking doomed.

[danthemjfan23]

[xlovecolouredx]

ha, i miss the same thing, dan....

[djones0930]

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[djones0930]

if the only reason they were really taken away is because of the names, this story is bullshit. stupid people have kids all the time and name them Mercedes and Alimony and shit, this is just a racist variety of stupidity that's contributing to the inevitable real life Idiocracy. #upgrayedd

Try being named American Spirit! "Dan Jones" is just a nickname! Everyone asks me if I'm a goddamn guru or asks what space is like. They also ask if they can run through me, or if I see my reflection as if I'm a goddamn vampire!

I'm tired of this shit!

I'm changing my real name to Harpoon Jones Pritts McGunty. You know, a family name.

[djones0930]

[xadamhudsonx]

if the only reason they were really taken away is because of the names, this story is bullshit. stupid people have kids all the time and name them Mercedes and Alimony and shit, this is just a racist variety of stupidity that's contributing to the inevitable real life Idiocracy. #upgrayedd

Try being named American Spirit! "Dan Jones" is just a nickname! Everyone asks me if I'm a goddamn guru or asks what space is like. They also ask if they can run through me, or if I see my reflection as if I'm a goddamn vampire!

I'm tired of this shit!

I'm changing my real name to Harpoon Jones Pritts McGunty. You know, a family name.

Harpoon Jones is kind of an amazing fucking name.

[djones0930]

Try being named American Spirit! "Dan Jones" is just a nickname! Everyone asks me if I'm a goddamn guru or asks what space is like. They also ask if they can run through me, or if I see my reflection as if I'm a goddamn vampire!

I'm tired of this shit!

I'm changing my real name to Harpoon Jones Pritts McGunty. You know, a family name.

Harpoon Jones is kind of an amazing fucking name.

With that boost of confidence, I'm going to go impregnate some random chick and in 9 months I'll have a Harpoon Jones!

Thanks Adam!

[kittenmittons]

if the only reason they were really taken away is because of the names, this story is bullshit. stupid people have kids all the time and name them Mercedes and Alimony and shit, this is just a racist variety of stupidity that's contributing to the inevitable real life Idiocracy. #upgrayedd

Try being named American Spirit! "Dan Jones" is just a nickname! Everyone asks me if I'm a goddamn guru or asks what space is like. They also ask if they can run through me, or if I see my reflection as if I'm a goddamn vampire!

I'm tired of this shit!

I'm changing my real name to Harpoon Jones Pritts McGunty. You know, a family name.

Harpoon Jones is kind of an amazing fucking name.

With that boost of confidence, I'm going to go impregnate some random chick and in 9 months I'll have a Harpoon Jones!

Thanks Adam!

fucking fantastic. all of this. +1

[djones0930]

I'm going to write an entire Nazi inspired parody to the Sublime song. I already posted the first few lines. Pretty dope.

Perhaps Max Bemis and I could write some together.

[travis]

Way to go, Wal-Mart.

[Guest errolwest]

i love this thread so much. best way to wake up.

[djones0930]

i love this thread so much. best way to wake up.

G'morning, Wood!