the next band the internet should make fun of

[mclz]

[xjustinxschwierx]

I mean it's total garbage punky pop music, but you're better off just forgetting them than spending the energy mocking them.

[AlexH.]

This just sounds like Blink 182. Sure, they look like annoying Hot Topic kids and their music is really derivative, but at least they're playing their own instruments and they're not decked out in neon shutter shades. Far worse things out there.

[almightyseancore]

god what a headache.

who the hell could they have played for that was like "oh yeah, these guys are the next big thing!".

what am i saying? of course crap like this is marketable.

but the duel vocals thing with the dude and the chick just doesn't work.

bands like jejune, rainer maria, and the anniversary pull it off much better.

[scottheisel]

Someone's parents have a lot of money to blow on their kids' hobby. The production value on that video is insane!

That said, it just sounds like Blink-182—inoffensive pop-punk that's catchy enough for what it is. Not the worst thing on the internet by far.

[steviex2shoes]

Is this Rebecca Black's side project?

[somethingvinyl]

My marketing plan for them:

Lose the blond kid, let the girl sing.

Have whoever replaces blond kid, have his male vocals balance the girl's singing better.

Focus all attention on the girl in the video, with the other band members there in the background.

Next Paramore.

[rocknroll76]

would would would would would would would

[travis]

Go to youtube and search for Blood on the Dance Floor

[kittenmittons]

Directed by Kash Macabre.

This video sponsored by an Iowa suburb Hot Topic clearance rack from 2009.

[jimmyg]

Go to youtube and search for Blood on the Dance Floor

Oh yes, I fully recommend 'Death To Your Heart'

[SeeMoreGlass]

The reason these guys sound so much like blink is because that guitar riff is ripped straight from fucking Dumpweed...

*cough* RIPOFF *cough*

[icecream]

haha that wigger drummer cool no fear jersey bro

[kurtz]

This is the kind of music that I picture about 1/3rd of this board already listening to.

If this was a Mightier Than Sword "The Early Strike" pre-order thread it would be multiple pages already.

[clydeftones]

best part was them high fiving about stealing something from an old man. gg guys.

[Guest]

This video sponsored by an Iowa suburb Hot Topic clearance rack from 2009.

[controlthebleeding]

This is the kind of music that I picture about 1/3rd of this board already listening to.

If this was a Mightier Than Sword "The Early Strike" pre-order thread it would be multiple pages already.

haha

[xjustinxschwierx]

This is the kind of music that I picture about 1/3rd of this board already listening to.

If this was a Mightier Than Sword "The Early Strike" pre-order thread it would be multiple pages already.

lol

[booyahachieved]

so... what's the name of the band? I need to know so I can hate them.

[skadaddy]

[kgry]

I had a hard time figuring out which one was the chick.

[cloud87]

They're no Brokencyde.

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[plasma36]

Welcome to 2005

[Snaggle Von Swift]

My marketing plan for them:

Lose the blond kid, let the girl sing.

Have whoever replaces blond kid, have his male vocals balance the girl's singing better.

Focus all attention on the girl in the video, with the other band members there in the background.

Next Paramore.

don't forget 'stolen' camera phone nudes of the girl