Shitty Rambo Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frf7jx-1226137921668 Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales. The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program." Investigators have not ruled outthe possibility of suicide, according to the report. In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double. "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. "I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I had to re-read the article and thread title like 4 times before I had any clue what was going on here. +1. As a matta fack, read it out loud to yourself. Go ahead. It's really something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 can't read without laughing. just can't do it. but out of respect for him, this is a DAMN creative suicide that only someone of his stature could accomplish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thestigmachine Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 I chuckled as I read the story, then I laughed a little when I scrolled down and saw the picture of the Soda Stream....but I absolutely fucking lost it when I scrolled further down and saw that tiny tent. ...and now I feel so mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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