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1. ugh, i had the worst day today...

2. ... why?

1. this girl at work...

2. what happened?

1. she did something really rude to me...

2. what did she do?

either tell me what the fuck you want to tell me, or leave me alone. but don't coax me into feigning interest in your bullshit.

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1. ugh, i had the worst day today...

2. ... why?

1. this girl at work...

2. what happened?

1. she did something really rude to me...

2. what did she do?

either tell me what the fuck you want to tell me, or leave me alone. but don't coax me into feigning interest in your bullshit.

So, women basically.

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you forgot the

1. oh, it's nothing...

2. just tell me.

1. do you really want to know?

2. just tell me.

1. I'm sure I'm just overreacting...

2. I don't care, just tell me.

1. you're gonna think I'm crazy.

2. omg, just fucking tell me!

1. why are you yelling at me? I had an awful day and now you're yelling at me?

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I've come to the realization recently that I talk about me a lot and my problems. I'm a bit of a complainer. It's just that it's so exhausting talking about and listening to things that don't interest me.

i do too. but im at a job with a lot of downtime where youre pretty much stuck talking to your co-workers to pass the time. and basically, if im not talking about myself, then my only other options are pretending to use the bathroom or listen to these uneducated asshats spat nonsense

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Just a heads up, if you pretend to understand them for 15mins you are basically guaranteed some bootay as long as you keep up the pace. Here is a very mathematical equation.

Pretend to care > Phone # > Go out some place where she is blabbering > More drinks > Bonezone

Problim? It took me about a month to get women down to a science in College. Thats the great thing about lacking human emotion.

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