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What band has ever said they just wanted to write a song for a commercial and that be it? I seriously cant think of one. I nkow bands have had songs become huge in commercials but the song wasnt written for it.

Um how about that dumb fucking 'My body tells me 'no' but I won't quit cause I want more oh-whoa-oh.'

That kind of bullshit. Like I said when they pay a record label to use a Hum song in a car commercial that is an entirely different situation, but there are some bands especially nowadays that get big off having their first song placed in a commercial.

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*Looks left and right to make sure there are no haters around*

Here's the garbage I'm talking about:



Nobody writes this crap cause they like to play it. They're trying to appeal to the broadest audience possible by being boring.



Seriously, who writes crap like this? If you can't smell this hot garbage from a mile away I feel bad for you.

When I was in school they taught us crap like 'Always make sure your vocals start before your song hits the 30 second mark. Make sure all your songs are 3:30 long.' All telltale signs of buillshit music.

'We need a hooky chorus - the kind that could sell an automobile!'

These songs don't even need to have verses. They are basically just an intro motif and a chorus hook. Believe me I have studied composition. There is a blueprint to writing dull music.

The thing about good music is it doesn't follow a formula, and that's what makes it good. Sure you can use all the tools and materials, but what you build is up to you! If you are building copies of stuff someone else built, you are unoriginal and for that reason, you suck!
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I had never given her a chance until recently. Ultraviolence is boring for the most part, but I'm actually enjoying Born To Die. Overrated? Yes. But I do enjoy quite a few songs. I don't get the crazy hype though.

 

hot girl making mediocre/subpar music = pop sensation

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I love when a co worker hears I like rock music and decides I'll probably like their butt rock

 

...don't ever tell your co-workers that you like music...

 

If they ever ask just be like "NO!! I FUCKING HATE MUSIC!! DON'T BRING IT UP TO ME EVER AGIAN!!!

 

That would have made my life a lot more bearable...Now I just get to listen to my boss defend the artistic merit of Collective Soul all day

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