chuck Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I'm not sure how I feel about this aside from two things: 1. This is pretty indisputably lame for international buyers who spent an absurd amount on shipping 2. Anyone arguing "they didn't say 7" RECORD lol" is a massive fucking idiot It's pretty hilarious, but it definitely rubs me the wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 1) this is fucking hilarious, and would probably laugh my ass off if a band i like did it.2) this is infinitely more useful than an actual have heart 7"... so you're better off. 3) sXe collectors spend like $500 on a crappy swatch, they'll definitely drop a 20 spot on a ruler. This. Even though this band and label pretty much suck, this is a great way to stick it to the vinyl hobbyists. They're born every fucking minute LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michel Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 With so many people not liking this, it won't be hard to find one of these. Sell me yours! Seriously, PM me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterrod Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Anyone arguing "they didn't say 7" RECORD lol" is a massive fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 My package has not arrived yet, but I will certainly be willing to sell or trade the ruler. (Trade for a record... interesting ruler trades will also be considered.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcamps Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 ditto pm me if you want to trade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 plus Scott had posted up a track list on the first page of this thread, so i'm pretty sure no one expected it to be anything but a record. I thought it was pretty clear I made that tracklisting up. I guess not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradedOnACurve Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 be prepaired for a lemuria,polar bear club and h20 rulers in your mystery boxes folks. I was just thinking the same thing. Although you got to request 3 Cd's and leave your shirt size (which is why I didn't request media) and whatever mystery 7" is involved because you know...it's a mystery. plus Scott had posted up a track list on the first page of this thread, so i'm pretty sure no one expected it to be anything but a record. I thought it was pretty clear I made that tracklisting up. I guess not. I don't know how that wasn't clear. There was no tracklisting posted anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legendsneverdie Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Biggest crybabies ever in this thread. Amazing joke. Everyone who's mad about this: Up yours, cry some more please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedxcursed Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 so many butthurt people in this thread it's funny... glad i'm not a have heart fan... probably would've fell for it if it was a AN 7" but I still would've been stoked on it... sometimes a joke is just a joke, even if you got egg on your face at the end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedxcursed Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 also: pretty much any record collecting message board > VC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducksworth Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I'm so mad. I had to steal my mom's credit card to order this. Now she's going to use that ruler to beat my ass. Bridge 9 supports child abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Anyone else realize that you can't see any post from < 1,000 posters? QQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richspeedowax Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 My mate said hes gonna swop it for a beer....stick it to 'um. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 The guys over at Ruler Collective are loving this This may be the best thing I've ever read on this board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smailtronic Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha::deep breath::hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrangerwithcandy Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 It's pretty amazing the amount of overall stupidity seeping out of this thread. I for one am going out to get a trigonometry workbook to make good use of my ruler #offonatangent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 this thread makes me want to buy from B9 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henster311 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 It's pretty amazing the amount of overall stupidity seeping out of this thread. I for one am going out to get a trigonometry workbook to make good use of my ruler #offonatangent obtuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrangerwithcandy Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 It's pretty amazing the amount of overall stupidity seeping out of this thread. I for one am going out to get a trigonometry workbook to make good use of my ruler #offonatangent obtuse I don't need you to cosine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blessedxcursed Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 obtuse I don't need you to cosine. don't get your perpendiculars in a bunch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrangerwithcandy Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I don't need you to cosine. don't get your perpendiculars in a bunch... You're just being hyperbolic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajxd Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I love this thread. So much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrangerwithcandy Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I was fine with this whole situation until I got my package in today only to find that my free CD is Energy - Invasions of the Mind. I have nothing against this album, however I now have 4 copies of it thanks to B9's generosity. If anyone somehow managed to not have this album yet let me know and I'll hook it up. Oh and I got a blue #39 but my needle won't stay on the damned thing. I think it's defective because even when the needle is on it I only get a horrid scratching sound. amidoinitrite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerktopia Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 should have included a free pack of tissues for all the cry babies. Its a joke and its awesome. Also repress it on a 12" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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