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ok...so I am getting a kick out of the comments... I wonder how many idiots bought these and how expensive they were...

On a side note, somebody needs to make Hawaii and Alaska brass knuckles, so you when somebody asks why they aren't in there, you can punch them in the face and say "Here's your Hawaii and Alaska bitch"... just a thought.

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30 of 30 people found the following review helpful

could be better April 11, 2012

By Jake the snake

PROS

USA on your face!

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Cons

obvious gap in left eye coverage (shouldn't be a deal breaker if you're blind in the left eye)

Texas makes it hard to eat some of my favorite foods like chili dogs and pizza

Alaska and Hawaii have been omitted

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for some reason i'm not surprised at all that madie owns these.

also fashion in general confuses me, why people care what people wear.

and fashion critics, the ones that do the whole "fashion crime" shit. what is with that?

'I CANT BELIEVE SHE WORE THAT DRESS WHAT WAS SHE THINKING'.

i mean, if it's illegal for us to be naked, then why are people so picky about what we wear?

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i just read that they sell for $208.

quite honestly, i just wish i could have these for my 4th of july party. ridiculous attire is the name of the game.

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for some reason i'm not surprised at all that madie owns these.

also fashion in general confuses me, why people care what people wear.

and fashion critics, the ones that do the whole "fashion crime" shit. what is with that?

'I CANT BELIEVE SHE WORE THAT DRESS WHAT WAS SHE THINKING'.

i mean, if it's illegal for us to be naked, then why are people so picky about what we wear?

Illegal for you bud. There is no public nudity law in Burlington, VT, I can dangle wherever I please.

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for some reason i'm not surprised at all that madie owns these.

I don't really own those. I really hope I don't seem like the kind of person who would buy asshole half-sunglasses dammit

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I don't really own those. I really hope I don't seem like the kind of person who would buy asshole half-sunglasses dammit

you seem like the the type of person that would buy quirky fashionable things, and rock them for weeks and weeks at a time.

but i could be completely wrong about this.

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