collectivemike Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 relevant: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selfreliable Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Less girls in yoga pants (didnt even know that was a real site) and more Seinfeld! circuit bored records 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 this thread, man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 LOL @ everything dashhax has said in this thread and for all the yoga pants fetishes, thanks for the entertaining read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I wouldn't mind meeting dashhax, only because I have so many questions. But I feel that he might murder me and wear my skin as a suit or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I’m going to tell you something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. My roommate, she is beautiful, in graduate school, funny, likes good music. She’s just pretty cool. she spends so much time chasing after assholes that I can’t wrap my head around it. When a nice guy comes along, she gets (in her own words) “turned off by how nice he is” WHAT?? When a guy ignores her text she’s always like ‘oh my god what is he doing why did he ignore me is he with someone else???” but when he answers right away she says ‘ew he answered right away’. Asshole men always get the girl because they are indifferent, they genuinly don’t care and that makes girls crave their attention. It makes no sense. but I see all of my hot, smart friends do it daily. I never understood this... I had so much trouble with women cause I was the nice guy. Oh well, just glad I don't have to worry about it anymore. Good thing I found a keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 It's what helps get me up in the morning. intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 This thread got awesome since yesterday. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 intentional? Mhm, I'm actually disappointed I thought Ry would be the first one noticing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 i must have missed it.. first i saw of it was rudeboys post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 chicks like hot guys with huge cocks nuf said yocaseycasey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 And money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 you only need the money if you don't have the cock. i got lucky, i have neither and my wife is hot as hell. she's a total bitch tho. god don't give with both hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin848 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Picsssssssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 you only need the money if you don't have the cock. i got lucky, i have neither and my wife is hot as hell. she's a total bitch tho. god don't give with both hands. I'm confused are you hot, hung, or loaded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 no! i was just really good at sex, and lucky enough to get her knocked up. she's stuck with me now xD Picsssssssssssss shes got tons of great tats, too. her arm has the girl who stood on a grave, from scary stories to tell in the dark. can't find a good picture with it, tho. but yeah, we've been together for almost 9 years, we have 3 kids, and we met online. and she never got a single stretch mark from cookin' any of our babies. it's fucking amazing. rudeboydh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 no! i was just really good at sex, and lucky enough to get her knocked up. she's stuck with me now xD shes got tons of great tats, too. her arm has the girl who stood on a grave, from scary stories to tell in the dark. can't find a good picture with it, tho. but yeah, we've been together for almost 9 years, we have 3 kids, and we met online. and she never got a single stretch mark from cookin' any of our babies. it's fucking amazing. That's awesome man. Those tats are sick The one on her left shoulder I have on a t shirt I got online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 you only need the money if you don't have the cock. i got lucky, i have neither and my wife is hot as hell. she's a total bitch tho. god don't give with both hands. male pulchritude trumps all. without that you won't get the chance to show anyone anything. even what's in your wallet, your humor, wit, or charm. lifes a bitch if you're ugly. unless you're this guy: hankmurphy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 chicks like hot guys with huge cocks Having a big cock does not get you action. Also, some girls have tiny vaginas, and then it's like a square peg in a round hole. If you aren't into hurting people, then having a big dong is way overrated. rudeboydh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 You haven't lived until you have been with a women who squirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Every woman squirts (or at least has the ability to squirt). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 this thread continues to get out of hand. the first time i made a girl squirt i felt like a child on christmas morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashhax Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Every woman squirts (or at least has the ability to squirt). Every women has the ability to squirt however having an orgasm and squirting are two different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin848 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I have not succeeded as a man, it seems... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboydh Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 i was just really good at sex, and lucky enough to get her knocked up. ugh... Children scare the shit out of me... Not ready for that shit yet... at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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