scottheisel Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 From the inbox: Third Man Records invites one and all to join them in Nashville the day after Thanksgiving a/k/a Black Friday for the Grand Opening of The Third Man Records Novelties Lounge: http://youtu.be/Y8YnmSbFoCs What exactly is The Third Man Records Novelties Lounge, you ask? Well, Third Man has not only expanded its record shop space--it's also styled it out with a dazzling array of coin-operated contraptions and attractions starting with the world's ONLY Scopitone machine fully loaded with modern music! For the uninitiated, Scopitones were a type of jukebox that instead of playing records, played 16mm music videos! Visitors to the Third Man Novelties Lounge can choose from 36 different videos from theThird Man catalog, ALL on 16mm film with dynamic magnetic sound! Learn more about Scopitones and see some old films here: http://scopitones.blogs.com/ Third Man Records is also excited to unveil their very own custom Mold-a-Rama machine. Usually found at zoos or museums, these machines spit out brightly colored wax molds of everything from the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, a tyrannosaurus or a bust of President Kennedy. TMR's machine is currently outfitted to pump out a fire-engine red miniature of Jack White's classic Airline guitar and there are already plans underway for additional molds. Visit www.moldamania.com for all kinds of history and classic photos of the Mold-a-Rama world. And last but most certainly not least, you can now take a strip of film photographs as a memento of your visit to Third Man in the all analog Dip n' Dunk full color Third Man Records Photo Booth. As far as the Third Man Records' release schedule goes, in the spirit of Record Store Day's annual Black Friday event, available at Third Man only will be 100 Tri Color 45s of Jack White's I'm Shakin single. And for the first time anywhere, the world's oldest burlesque dancer Tempest Storm will make her TMR debut with the Tempest Storm Green Series (TMR 129) single--released in an unprecedented new format: a picture disc when coupled with some household items (flashlight, drinking glass) and not-so-household items (magical Bolt-a-Trope disc... provided!) turns into a quick keyhole peek-a-boo glimpse at the wonderful Miss Storm performing her patented tease. The zoetrope effect truly needs to be seen to be believed. And as if that's not enough... a trio of singles from The White Stripes! Along with the previously announced Limited Edition Opaque Red Vinyl re-issue singles from The White Stripes from the White Blood Cells album (listed below) some in-store Black Friday goodies will be made available in extremely limited quantities, including an authorized re-print of the first ever White Stripes silk-screened poster done by Von Munz (50 copies for sale on Friday), White Stripes Turntables... AND MORE. Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground b/w Stop Breaking Down (TMR 170) Hotel Yorba b/w Rated X (TMR 168) Fell In Love With a Girl b/w I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself (TMR 169) So please join Third Man Records this brightest ever Black Friday for lots of fun, gizmos, records and a fantastic sale featuring Third Man, White Stripes and Raconteurs items and merchandise Bundle Deals going at a very NICE PRICE. You'll surely give thanks for these awesome new toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjo09 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Thats a lot of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dedlee Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 most accurate thread title i've ever seen on this forum rudeboydh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 eBay flippers rejoice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkticon Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 God forbid he have some fun with his money. alexschelldorf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymbalism15 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Is it gimmicky and weird? Yeah, just like everything he puts out, but it's still entertaining haha alexschelldorf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum7 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I'm not a White Stripes or Jack White fan, but really, it's just promotional stuff. It gets his store talked about, and really record stores in general. Plus his gimmicks get people talking about vinyl and buying music in general. I get the "ugh, here we go again" mentality but I don't see the problem with it, gabpower and daegor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 God forbid he have some fun with his money. I love love love Jack White and (most of) his many bands. (Never got into the Raconteurs.) But if you can't look at all of this and say, "This is gimmicky bullshit," then you're blinded by fandom. I'd rather have him spend his time, money and effort writing another kickass record. xjustinxschwierx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daegor Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 He's actively creating a vein of pop culture. It's a bit egotistical/Willy Wonka/"they'd buy my feces if I pressed it in a record" but there's nothing wrong with it. alexschelldorf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degenerex Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I don't see anything wrong with it. You don't have to buy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Shit is hilarious. This will be Graceland in 30 years. daegor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkticon Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I love love love Jack White and (most of) his many bands. (Never got into the Raconteurs.) But if you can't look at all of this and say, "This is gimmicky bullshit," then you're blinded by fandom. I'd rather have him spend his time, money and effort writing another kickass record. With that argument, isn't all merchandising just "gimmicky bullshit"? At least he's doing SOMETHING. I think he works hard enough as it is, that he's allowed to blow his money on a photo booth, mold maker, and 16mm reel projector and put them in his store. If I had the disposable income and fandom, I would, too. He could just hide away in a house somewhere in the suburbs of Nashville and pretend like his fans don't exist. daegor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymbalism15 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Shit is hilarious. This will be Graceland in 30 years. Thats actually so true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 If someone is going to the actual Nashville one, I'd pay them for a molded guitar or the burlesque disc or tri color I'm shakin lol. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I love love love Jack White and (most of) his many bands. (Never got into the Raconteurs.) But if you can't look at all of this and say, "This is gimmicky bullshit," then you're blinded by fandom. I'd rather have him spend his time, money and effort writing another kickass record.for most situations i'd agree with this, but jack is hardly whoring out his back catalog. at least a new jack album every year since this man opened (DW, JW, etc) and producing tons of singles and bands people would otherwise never hear of (and some i wish i didn't), the man is a workaholic and doing more for vinyl than arguably anyone today. daegor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomasj182 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 "Gimmicky bullshit" said by the guys whose magazine put Falling in Reverse as Artist of the Year...... jase, AlexH., zacooper and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanRees Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Thread title of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabpower Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 It looks like he's trying to make his store an experience more than a simple store which is honorable. daegor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Also, this thread would go perfect in the already existent "Third Man Records Thread". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I have no problem with this, but wow Jack White is trying too hard. daegor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamover Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I have no problem with this, but wow Jack White is trying too hard. some would say he's not trying at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Har har Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfrancese5 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I love his last record.. but I really lost a lot of respect for him for the stunt he pulled in NYC a couple of months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maneatingcow Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Of all the Third Man gimmicks this is pretty tame. The semi-humorous part is I've actually always thought about if I was going to start a bar I would have a photo booth and the plastic mold machine or the penny flattening machines. I want more records attached to balloons. Dropping vinyl out of an airplane would be fun, Death by falling vinyl would be an acceptable way to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickcook19941 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I love his last record.. but I really lost a lot of respect for him for the stunt he pulled in NYC a couple of months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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