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I love my mom but she does not have a good track record with men. But it seems to be her life goal to marry off her daughters and the fact that I'm nearly 21 and have never been in a relationship clearly means either I'm going to die alone or I'm into girls. So now she's trying to take matters into her own hands. Apparently he works at a record store which is why we're soulmates.

A really great plot twist would be if he's a VC member.

You into girls!?

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Paleo is idiotic, do people not realize that life expectancy back then was like 30 years. So eating the same diet as people that only live for 30 years is not a great idea.

 

Not trying to single you out but a paleo/vegetarian/vegan diet is probably one of the smartest and healthiest diets you can have.  Any amount of research will prove to you that these plant-based diets can actually reverse heart disease, diabetes, and incredibly lower your chance for certain cancers.

 

I wish I had the discipline to eat that way but I love seafood and sometimes I really just jones for a burger.  

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The foods you eat on the diet itself aren't so bad, but the thinking behind it is pretty silly. The idea that we stopped evolving at a certain point and were made to strictly eat uncooked veggies etc. doesn't make sense.

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So, I work in this record store in Pennsylvania and this nice woman came in and asked me if I was single. Said she had a daughter who would end up being my soulmate. Good day.

 

Uhh...wait.

 

What???

 

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Smooooooooooth, but she didn't meet him at the store. She waited on his family at a restaurant and showed him a photo that definitely gave him high expectations. It's going to be a total let down when he does meet me and realizes that I don't normally wear dresses and red lipstick. 

 

 

You into girls!?

 

I wish I were (is that a weird statement?) I hang out in the LGBTQA community a lot more than the straight community and therefore has resulted in a lot of "our family will still love you just the same if you're a lesbian" talks. 

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i've been mulling over a membership again but didnt find any releases I wanted except for a justin townes earle I picked up.  you could pick any one you wanted now?? probably worth it

Yeah you get a free record when you sign up, and with each annual renewal.  I think it's worth it to pay the $32/yr and just buy 1 record from them a year each time you renew lol.  They're too expensive normally.  Even with the discount.

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Smooooooooooth, but she didn't meet him at the store. She waited on his family at a restaurant and showed him a photo that definitely gave him high expectations. It's going to be a total let down when he does meet me and realizes that I don't normally wear dresses and red lipstick. 

 

 

 

I wish I were (is that a weird statement?) I hang out in the LGBTQA community a lot more than the straight community and therefore has resulted in a lot of "our family will still love you just the same if you're a lesbian" talks. 

Nah thats not weird, being gay is great

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Pretty excited to go into work in an hour.  I'd put the odds at having an HR / Security escort waiting for me at 1 in 4.  Been a long time since I've had that but the likelyhood is reasonably high tonight.

 

Last night my old boss I managed to swear and kind of mock my old boss.  This is the guy who had me in the numerous HR meetings about everything from not smiling at him and greeting him enough when he walks past to having he and HR try and diagnose me as having bipolar disorder.  Last night I'm running my ass off while my machine is massively screwing up and he comes up and tells me "I don't know everyday I look over and see you I think you are trying to look more and more like a terrorist".  Typically I try and just let him say stupid shit to me and just ignore him but I was annoyed so I turned around and just glared at him and stone faced responded by saying "Neat."  Then we just stood there for another minute or so waiting for the other person to say something and niether did.  As he turned to walk away I stopped him and with a noticeable amount of sarcasm in voice told him " how sorry I was for making eye contact I know how threatening and intimitdating he finds that, especially now that I'm looking like a terrorist".  That is in reference to 5 years or so ago when we had an HR / Security / Manager meeting where I was told that I was no longer allowed to make eye contact with him because he finds it to be threatening and intimidating.

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