deafening Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I never really understood resolutions. If you're going to do it, why wait until the first of the year that doesn't mean anything except it's just another day? Winter is depressing enough as it is. No need to rush subjecting yourself to low calorie diets and nicotine withdrawal. With that said, prank on sistah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I never really understood resolutions. If you're going to do it, why wait until the first of the year that doesn't mean anything except it's just another day? Winter is depressing enough as it is. No need to rush subjecting yourself to low calorie diets and nicotine withdrawal. I find resolutions work for me in VERY small doses, trying to make a drastic change to behaviour is a recipe to fail. The fact that people choose to make resolutions on NY is a little silly to me. I think just trying to make those changes throughout the year works better. I don't really have a resolution this year. I'm going to a friend's party and every year he has a 6+ foot sammich. I've been at his place for a few NYEs and I don't think it's ever been finished. Dude must have to eat it for the rest of the week. Here is a photo of me pretending I have a large sammich penis (note the two drinks in my hand). Tonight will be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Dogfish Head. I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Dogfish Head. I approve. I drank all 4 and a good amount of whiskey, then made out with a girl that was taller than me at midnight. My noggin hurt like hell the next day Edit : probably shouldn't be so proud of that, but I am for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Happy fucking New Years, a car crashed into my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 What!? thefuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Happy fucking New Years, a car crashed into my house. Woah, that's awful! I'm guessing everyone is ok since you posted here, but that's fucking crummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Yeah, we're all fine. My brother is really shaken up. I'm happy I cancelled his babysitter and decided to stay home with him. The guy only took out the railing on our front porch. I had to fill out police reports and all sorts of fun stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiatorhums Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Just saw your photo, that thing could have done way more damage! Glad you're ok, what crazy way to end your year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Our neighbor just got home and said that our porch actually saved us. The guy didn't hit his brakes until he was in our lawn. Basically, always buy a house with a concrete porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laralaurent Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Woof! Glad you're okay lady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I'm still pretty shaky, but everyone is home now and we're all making jokes. Thanks everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Fucking a. Glad everyone was safe and there was minimal damage. It's officially 2014 here. Happy new year, you majestic unicorns. If you're on the west coast, you're so 2013. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Yeah, he's in the hospital now and we were told he got a DUI. Tried to tell the cops he stopped at the end of the ramp and then accelerated only to lose control. Told the ambulance he blacked out and kept driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 happy new year, peeps i've re-dedicated myself to quitting drinking and staying that way, before i end up like the dude in Logan's house seriously, really glad you and your brother are okay!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I'm drunk as fuck in bed with 2 gay guys! I ain't never getting sober. I'm glad you're okay though Logan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Oh, and happy new year everybody!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainaldous Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 This dad at IHOP just asked me why I was having a chicken sandwich and onion rings for breakfast. I can do whatever the hell I want in 2014...especially when I'm by myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I've got about 30 people supposed to come over. Feel like shit. No sore throat/fever/mucus, just constantly cold even after bumping the heat to 75 and getting under covers. Not sure if I should tough it out, hang but not booze, have the party but just stay in my room (for others), or just cancel. Fuck. Should have gotten wrecked on sizzurp. Would have solved all your problems. popscratch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Watching Breaking Bad for the first time.Into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainaldous Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Prepare to gain about 5 pounds because you'll jut be watching it until you finish. jhook and Derek™ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Season 1 down the drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FangsAnalSatan Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 I ate chocolate cake for breakfast today. Such adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainaldous Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Season 1 down the drain. Keep going, don't stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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