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Someone kill me please. Only thing standing between me and the weekend is the longest hour of my week in my stupid fucking religion class.

 

Religion class is a new concept to me. Does it cover all major religions?

 

 

If that class was required for me in HS, my teacher would have fucking hated me. 

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Religion class is a new concept to me. Does it cover all major religions?

 

 

If that class was required for me in HS, my teacher would have fucking hated me.

Noooope, it's because my parents send me to a Catholic school. It's basically a class where they try to cram why their religion is right down your throat and any question that is remotely difficult to answer is highly frowned upon to ask. Just spent an hour filling out a packet of exactly what my teacher wanted to hear rather than questions/discussion/anything of merit
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Noooope, it's because my parents send me to a Catholic school. It's basically a class where they try to cram why their religion is right down your throat and any question that is remotely difficult to answer is highly frowned upon to ask. Just spent an hour filling out a packet of exactly what my teacher wanted to hear rather than questions/discussion/anything of merit

 

Fuck, that sounds terrible.

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Noooope, it's because my parents send me to a Catholic school. It's basically a class where they try to cram why their religion is right down your throat and any question that is remotely difficult to answer is highly frowned upon to ask. Just spent an hour filling out a packet of exactly what my teacher wanted to hear rather than questions/discussion/anything of merit

My girlfriend had to be escorted out of religion class by the police. That's how she got out of having to go to Catholic school.

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My girlfriend had to be escorted out of religion class by the police. That's how she got out of having to go to Catholic school.

How'd she accomplish that? I entertain myself in all my classes by playing with the projectors from my tablet because the screen share system they use is insecure as shit plus I have an IR remote built in.

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How'd she accomplish that? I entertain myself in all my classes by playing with the projectors from my tablet because the screen share system they use is insecure as shit plus I have an IR remote built in.

She refused to be silenced by the teacher when she was calling out some bullshit. She brought something up and he said "Youre not supposed to read that part of the bible. It's not on the syllabus."

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I was removed from the health class last year a few times because it was one of those bullshit abstinence only for sex/drugs classes and I just about lost my shit when the teacher started talking about pot overdoses. Found the statistic online, you have to smoke about 500 pounds to overdose on the drug itself.

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I was removed from the health class last year a few times because it was one of those bullshit abstinence only for sex/drugs classes and I just about lost my shit when the teacher started talking about pot overdoses. Found the statistic online, you have to smoke about 500 pounds to overdose on the drug itself.

Nothing makes me more pissed than faking facts or spinning them to support your cause. Present people with unbiased and accurate info and let them make a fucking choice.

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My health teacher ruled. She got fired for refusing to teach abstinence only sex ed. Her anti-pot lecture was basically just "If you become a burn out you grow man boobs and it's gross"

 

Amazing.

 

 instilling a hivemind 

 

Pretty much just summed up all religion as a whole in three words.

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There are some risks associated with both, but you aren't going to explode from some crazy new STD because you put your dick in a girl 100% of the time, nor are you going to overdose on pot. If you want to discourage pot talk about the fact you don't know what you are getting on the streets. That's a legitimate issue, but don't blow it out of proportion either. You'd think this is something I wouldn't have to explain

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If it was possible to overdose on pot I can pinpoint the exact night I would have died.

At a party my friend, who was three times my size, insisted he could out smoke me. We went bong rip for bong rip until he was almost in tears begging me to call it a draw. When he finally conceded I packed a victory bowl.

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There are some risks associated with both, but you aren't going to explode from some crazy new STD because you put your dick in a girl 100% of the time, nor are you going to overdose on pot. If you want to discourage pot talk about the fact you don't know what you are getting on the streets. That's a legitimate issue, but don't blow it out of proportion either. You'd think this is something I wouldn't have to explain

Abstinence only education is one of the most harmful things there is and it's 100% wrong.

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If it was possible to overdose on pot I can pinpoint the exact night I would have died.

At a party my friend, who was three times my size, insisted he could out smoke me. We went bong rip for bong rip until he was almost in tears begging me to call it a draw. When he finally conceded I packed a victory bowl.

IIRC it was something like 500 pounds of weed that would cause a life threatening health risk from the weed itself, so I suppose smoke could kill you first, but that wasn't the point.
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