Emo Revival Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 So close to 1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I told you guys we would make it by today and everyone doubted me. I'm very excited for my special guest to come visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Good after morning! I'm always really paranoid that my bosses installed video cameras without telling me. One day I'm gonna walk into work and they're gonna be like "we're going to have to talk about this footage we found of you sitting in a sink and peeling candle wax off your hands. Also, Jb we saw you inhale that scone...human bites, Logan. Human bites." Literally just laughed out loud at that last part. I get told I eat to fast all the time. I do tend to be the first one done dinner and my dad timed me eating a burger and fries from red robin once and it took me under 2 minutes so there maybe something to their argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm actually a pretty average-slow eater, mostly because I pick apart my food. But ever since bagel bar, it's been instilled in me to eat fast during work in case you get slammed with customers. Baaaaad habit. 2 minutes though? I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emo Revival Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm actually a pretty average-slow eater, mostly because I pick apart my food. But ever since bagel bar, it's been instilled in me to eat fast during work in case you get slammed with customers. Baaaaad habit. 2 minutes though? I'm impressed. I'm sure it wasn't very attractive to watch haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I told you guys we would make it by today and everyone doubted me. If it does I am going to go through the thread and start deleting all of my posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS, JASON. WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER. Snaggle Von Swift 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinisterkidd Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm the slowest eater ever, I sit there foreeeeever and then everyone is watching me eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I'm the slowest eater ever, I sit there foreeeeever and then everyone is watching me eat Couldn't do it. I have a pet peeve with people watching me eat without having food to eat, themselves. Vaguely related; I find that almost as annoying as having two people talk through me as if I wasn't physically between them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I just hate eating in front of people in general, it makes me so nervous. I really don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I just hate eating in front of people in general, it makes me so nervous. I really don't know why. With the exception of a few individuals, I seem to always dine with people who seem to deliberately wait until I place food in my mouth to ask me a question. Without fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 With the exception of a few individuals, I seem to always dine with people who seem to deliberately wait until I place food in my mouth to ask me a question. Without fail. I feel like waiters and waitresses have a fucking sixth when it comes to this. They walk up to me as soon as I shove food in my mouth asking how everything turned out. Almost every fucking time I go out to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Years of short lunch periods at school and working at a restaurant have caused me to eat super fast. It's a bad habit I know I need to break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I feel like waiters and waitresses have a fucking sixth when it comes to this. They walk up to me as soon as I shove food in my mouth asking how everything turned out. Almost every fucking time I go out to eat. Uuuuugh I hate this on both ends. I next to always walk up to a table while they're chewing and I always want to wait for them to finish...but I don't want to just stand there or turn away and come back. Terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Uuuuugh I hate this on both ends. I next to always walk up to a table while they're chewing and I always want to wait for them to finish...but I don't want to just stand there or turn away and come back. Terrible. Start doing a fun trick like juggling or making a balloon animal until they're finished chewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Start doing a fun trick like juggling or making a balloon animal until they're finished chewing. This is one approach. I, myself, would take this route: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 If it does I am going to go through the thread and start deleting all of my posts I had this idea about 20 pages back, though now I kind of just want to post a lot to get it to 1000 so all the regulars miss it...serves 'em right for not lurkin' on the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 I had this idea about 20 pages back, though now I kind of just want to post a lot to get it to 1000 so all the regulars miss it...serves 'em right for not lurkin' on the weekend. One of the regulars is bringing me donuts, so don't hate too hard. I'm posting enough for the both of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 No hate involved, I just think it would be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 One of the regulars is bringing me donuts, so don't hate too hard. I'm posting enough for the both of us. Okay, spill the exciting visitor beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Future stalker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 This is one approach. I, myself, would take this route: Derek™ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Looks like we are the abandoned ones now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Derek™ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Okay, spill the exciting visitor beans. Future stalker? You'll know in like...a half hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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