Team Avatar Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 mine don't smell like 99% of the time. my two best friends will take turns farting in the car and theirs are quiet so it sneaks up on us and then everyone else starts yelling and we open the windows. when i do have smelly farts i relish the shit out of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 A+ bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 BUTT... They're loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 where's poopshit? she likes farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 She's not a weekender. Beards and farts. Not sure which she loves more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnstypls Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 My farts are a blessing and a curse. They rarely ever smell. Like ever. My gf constantly questions it of how I do it but I just can't explain my lack of smelly farts. BUTT... They're loud. Like super fucking loud. Like Its heard clearly in the other room loud. Like my next door neighbor hates me loud. Just can't explain it. I'm the same way. It's because we eat too much meat and not enough veggies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Avatar Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 I need to know if your neighbor once knocked on your door and said "you need to quiet down your farts" almightyseancore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satan Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 So, I almost had a shower shart. Crisis averted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 So, I almost had a shower shart. Crisis averted. At least it wouldn't have been too bad. Everything would just wash right off and slide down the drain. Better than in your pants or bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 At least it wouldn't have been too bad. Everything would just wash right off and slide down the drain. Better than in your pants or bed. What if it was a turd that was too big to go down the drain? Then you would have to pick up said turd and put it in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Is it possible to shart a solid log? almightyseancore 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 maybe not a long Lincoln log kind of turd but possibly just a mini twix bar kind of a turd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 What if it was a turd that was too big to go down the drain? Then you would have to pick up said turd and put it in the toilet. Just leave it in the drain. It will eventually disintegrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 I was hanging out with my wife and her friends the other night and to my surprise the quietest and hottest one talked about her nightmare shit-u-ation she had in the dorms. She said she shit so big it wouldn't flush so she had to take the end of the plunger to break it up. So cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seangj Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 What a log Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 What if it was a turd that was too big to go down the drain? Then you would have to pick up said turd and put it in the toilet. ...or smush it into the drain with your fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Let me show you the way out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 What if it was a turd that was too big to go down the drain? Then you would have to pick up said turd and put it in the toilet. Just waffle stomp it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Just waffle stomp it. Oh my God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 It's official....this is my favorite thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Crank up the heat and melt it down the drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 this bump made me so happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudsoncomplex Posted June 9, 2014 Author Share Posted June 9, 2014 Thanks for bumping/loving the thread. Some of my best work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 i had some fiber bars yesterday in hopes of morning shower farts today. i specifically planned it. but nooooo. i just farted 5,000 times last night. what a waste. cbbrew22 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distinctlydustin Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Crank up the heat and melt it down the drain. That may or may not work; feet or hands will probably be required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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