Group Buy Guy Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 Bahama Breeze - "When one is taking a hot shower and they fart, creating a path of wind that smells exceptionally bad due to the warm conditions in the shower." Rip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Group Buy Guy Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Bump Rip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Group Buy Guy Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 @FiggyPud, we're the only two residents here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 2 minutes ago, Secular Haze said: @FiggyPud, we're the only two residents here. It’s an acquired taste. Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 Had a real squeaker the other day, very loud, very high pitched. Didn't really stink though, which is something that doesn't often happen when I'm in the shower. Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditc586 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 (edited) I have been eating healthy and working out extra lately, this pushes my stank level a bit higher...foggy showers have been brutal for anyone that goes in next Edited January 17, 2018 by ditc586 grammararara Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deafening Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 I don't fart in the shower often, but when I do, I think of you guys. ditc586, Rip and Group Buy Guy 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Group Buy Guy Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 THIS IS AMAZING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 On 1/16/2018 at 12:53 PM, Secular Haze said: @FiggyPud, we're the only two residents here. 3 hours ago, armadillo01 said: Some of you will complain about literally anything. Sorry but there's a spectrum of how people shower fart: Suck it up, burtercups. Grab some perspective while you're at it. Life is better when you realize being butthurt about shit like this is degenerate. Rip and Group Buy Guy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted January 23, 2018 Share Posted January 23, 2018 I could literally feel one building up the whole time while taking a shower earlier. Like... you know that feeling where you can feel the gas dropping inside of you with a “thump?” Yeah that happened a few time. But nothing came of it. I was so damn disappointed... Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Group Buy Guy Posted January 24, 2018 Share Posted January 24, 2018 On 1/22/2018 at 8:51 PM, FiggyPud said: I could literally feel one building up the whole time while taking a shower earlier. Like... you know that feeling where you can feel the gas dropping inside of you with a “thump?” Yeah that happened a few time. But nothing came of it. I was so damn disappointed... Every time there is a post in this thread, I have a good day. Thank you, @FiggyPud. Rip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faaip de oiad Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Just clicking this link smells like farts... Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexicondevil Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 So, this thread really is about shower farts. Smell ya later! Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 Haven’t had a good one in a really long time. Hoping tonight is the night. Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Group Buy Guy Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 The science behind a shower fart: "Underwear and trousers absorb a large part of the gas that's passed in farts. When you fart in the shower, the gas immediately enters the surrounding atmosphere, and hence they smell worse. The warm air may also be a factor as convection currents will cause the gas to rise straight to your nose." Tommy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Secular Haze said: The science behind a shower fart: "Underwear and trousers absorb a large part of the gas that's passed in farts. When you fart in the shower, the gas immediately enters the surrounding atmosphere, and hence they smell worse. The warm air may also be a factor as convection currents will cause the gas to rise straight to your nose." There’s definitely some magic that takes place in the shower. Cause I’ve defintely farted naked before and didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary. Edited January 29, 2018 by FiggyPud Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 On 1/10/2018 at 11:50 AM, Secular Haze said: You'll be seeing it often. I'm keeping it on the first page. *AHEM* Group Buy Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faaip de oiad Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Man had a really bad one this morning! I recently started drinking my vegetables like kale and broccoli smoothies and oh my fucking God! Those are the worst farts I've ever had! Lol Sorry had to tell somebody.... Rip and Group Buy Guy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock N Roll Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Best thread on VC Group Buy Guy, deafening, Tommy and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Group Buy Guy Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, VinylMario said: Man had a really bad one this morning! I recently started drinking my vegetables like kale and broccoli smoothies and oh my fucking God! Those are the worst farts I've ever had! Lol Sorry had to tell somebody.... Have no fear. We are here for you. The first step is admitting that you have a problem. I'm happy to be your sponsor. Rip and faaip de oiad 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGhostOfRandySavage Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Secular Haze said: Have no fear. We are here for you. The first step is admitting that you have a problem. I'm happy to be your sponsor. Wait. Are you trying to get people to STOP shower farting, or are you trying to encourage it? We don't want an intervention here. Showerfarts4ever. Group Buy Guy and Rip 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 The acoustics in my shower are amazing. True audiophile farts. Group Buy Guy, Rip and Tommy 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Group Buy Guy Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Let's just say that it was poppin' this mornin'. Triggered double bass blast beats. Rip 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoheedFanSonnn Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, ShitPost Malone said: Let's just say that it was poppin' this mornin'. Triggered double bass blast beats. Honestly, from your profile pic I would say you look like the type of guy that would sh%t in the shower, LMAO Edited April 2, 2018 by CoheedFanSonnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Nick Alt Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 @CoheedFanSonnn sniffs Cassie's showerfarts, and likes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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